piffen

smokin' mad blunts, yo.

On Saturday night...You know I only be piffen or sippen.

by LadyStardust May 12, 2006

Cheek Puffer

A load deposited (in a woman's mouth) that is so large it causes her cheeks to puff out.

She gave great head. I gave her a real cheek puffer to thank her for her efforts!

by F ugly July 19, 2010

pickle puffer

One who swallows loads of cock. (Not demeaning for females)

You stay out of my shit you pickle puffer!

by Scahbonie October 13, 2003

Pilfer the Wellington

1. To clandestinely steal the Beef Wellington from a neighbor's plate at a dinner party.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.

1. "I'm never inviting Sara over for dinner again! I caught her pilfering the wellington!"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"

by Laurence Wellington III May 20, 2013

Pussy Pilferer

A vulgar term for a lesbian, equivalent of ass bandit for men.

"Yeah, I hear she's a pussy pilferer."

by Ukesagi-tan March 19, 2010

chad puffer

He's not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks. He goes fast and he eats ass.

chad puffer loves NASCAR and anal sex

by Lostaccos February 22, 2018

Horny pastry puffer

horny mfs. probably play nekopara

person1: vanilla is sooo hot!
person2: what a horny pastry puffer

by ayamaruyamaa April 25, 2021