Pistorius

Someone that got away with murder after judge trial.

"Dude, the judge totally didn't have enough evidence to prove I killed that guy."

"No way dude, you totally just pulled a Pistorius."

by Mexican Eddie September 11, 2014

pastorbator

An ordained female minister who spends her free time fingering her holes while dreaming of used by a man.

After the service the Pastorbator went home and rode her Hatachi Magic Wand till the neighbors could hear the moaning that marked the arrival of every Sunday afternoon.

by MCK73 February 10, 2014

pistory

History of pictures. Coin phrased by Margaret Browning.

I saw your pistory on instgram.

by ATCPRO December 23, 2016

Pistoriused

The act of getting or being highly intoxicated from consuming large quantities of alcohol. Derived from the British words "legless" and "pissed".

I say, I drank a trifle too many glasses of port yesterday evening, I was frightfully Pistoriused!

by Pass me my monocle February 24, 2013

Pistorophobia

The fear of bakers and bakery shops. People who suffer from this fear often bake their own bread and pastries because they are afraid to enter a bakery and buy them there.

Gregory suffers from Pistorophobia, that's why he always makes his own bread.

by Bake Man May 25, 2018

pastor parking

Parking spots available in the back of a bar, liquor store, or strip club where church pastors can park to avoid having their car spotted by parishioners or other passers by.

Mike didn’t want his girlfriend to know that he was out at the bar with his friends so moved his car to the pastor parking in the back.

by bobatoni November 24, 2019

Pistoriachor

The smell of baking.

I love the smell of pistoriachor in the morning!

by CJ1326 November 27, 2021