Piffy

Someone is "hot" "good looking" "bang-able" "sexy"

Your mums a piffy I bet I could bang her!

by AnonymousAnswers August 17, 2014

huffy puffy

Another word for angry. Someone who gets bitchy and whines about anything.
(Often used by someone who is calm towards someone who is a little upset)

Quaneesha: GOD-DAAAAAYAM, I's be outta colt fo-tay fiiiiiiiive, didchu draaaaank mah last fo-tay?!
John: Oh, yeah I think I did. Sorry, I'll buy some more.
Quaneesha: AWWWWWW FUCKIN SONABEEEEAAAATCH! I wuz needin me sum of dat shizzzz, cuz mah waaaah-eeeave be makin mah heeeead hurt!
John: OK geez, don't get all huffy puffy with me.
Quaneesha: Wha da heeeeeeeeeell?? Wha duz dat sheeeeeet mean? YOU BE RACIST!
John: There you go, gettin all huffy puffy again.
Quaneesha: Fuck dis shiz , go get me mah fo-tay, playa!

by TheOrangeKrushOne March 29, 2004

PFFFT!!

PFFFT!! PFFFT The sound your lips pressed together and blowing air through them makes as you witness some idiot make a bigger fool of him or herself either by what they said, wrote, did. A show of utter disgust, no fear and the act of totally brushing someone off by dismissing them as a complete moron not worthy of one's time.

note: could be immediately followed by a brushing away with one's hand ending with a palm towards the buffoon.

(ex.) When you open the door to meet your blind date and a delusional 250 lb. water buffalo lied on her dating bio as being "just pleasingly plump." PFFFT!! Oh really? Maybe you should have listed your body type as "the Michelin Man."

by The Vanilla Godzilla January 25, 2017

Pfffft

A word often used to show disbelief, often used as an example of 'Onomatopoeia'. Also implies 'nobody cares'.

Person: I have a pet tiger. I'm rich. I'm GAWDD DANGG AWESOME. :P oxoxoxoxx

Me: Pfffft. -.-

Person: Pah.

by Urban Me :) x March 15, 2011

Pffff

A expression used for something sounding so fake it's hard to admit you need to, "Pfffff."

Dave: "I Fucked 2 Girls Last Night!"

Cormick: "Pffff, Whatta You Talkin' About? You Mean 2 MEN!"

by diktahp January 2, 2019

Pfffsghetti

Pfffsghetti is the term used when one is served spaghettiand the noodlesaren’t cooked al denté. Rather, they are soggy and overcooked.

“This is NOT spaghetti! It’s pfffsghetti!”

by Keronica Kadwell June 1, 2018

puffy canoe

Slang term for puffy female genitalia

Bro, I was with this girl last night, but she had a puffy canoe.

by Doofhan February 19, 2018