Jeezle-Petes

An obscure expression heard mainly in the mid-west. A way for these humble folks living out in the bible belt to experience the ultimate stress reliever; sighing "Jesus Christ", without the feeling like they are taking the lord's name in vain.

Cashier: That'd be $299 please
Hoosier: JEEZLE-PETES! Thanks Obama...

by xenomorph8472 September 17, 2014

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Petistraction

When your pet distracts you from whatever you are doing.

I have a new puppy and can't work with all this petistraction!

by Kimilla July 18, 2010

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pettiful

A cross between "pitiful" and "full of pettiness"

That dude is so narrow-minded it's pettiful!

by Bach69nz May 18, 2017

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Petshopping

When someone inserts a tube into their ass and lets hamsters or other small rodents crawl up inside to experience some kind of pleasure (?) in a small furry kind of way.

a: my ass is sore
b: why's that?
a: because i did a spot of petshopping last night

by hmmmmmmmmmfjfddk September 27, 2009

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petter

A petter is a wonderful, nice, hot, sexy, extremely talented person. Everybody loves a petter, whatever he does.
from rumors it's said a petter always got a huge penis.

Hot girl 1: Omg there is petter!!
Hot girl 2: OMFG I want him in my pants!

by dajnamajt June 12, 2011

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