Don't pull off in that rest area there's a cornholin',poopy packin' peter puffin' pickle park pervert, turd burgalar in there.
by byrd77 January 6, 2009
Get the pickle park pervert mug.When someone says something completely normal or innocent and you hear something twisted and sex related. Also know as PES.
Person 1: Dude? Did you just say something about pleasuring yourself?
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.
by spcghdfj January 14, 2010
Get the Perverted Ear Syndrome mug.1. Someone who enjoys sneaking up on you to sniff your hair, clothing, neck, etc.
2. Someone who sniffs things that the object of their affection has touched against (ex. sheets, handkerchiefs, pillows, blankets, shirts, hats, etc.)
2. Someone who sniffs things that the object of their affection has touched against (ex. sheets, handkerchiefs, pillows, blankets, shirts, hats, etc.)
by GaryMF.Oak January 11, 2011
Get the Scent Pervert mug.99.999% of all the people on Urban Dictionary. Don't believe me? Look up something nonsexual and you will find 1-7 things sexual.
by NintendoNerd December 6, 2018
Get the Perverts mug.if porn is the greatest thing in the world, how come you're still saying that perverts are the people who look at porn?
by frank the tank June 28, 2004
Get the pervert mug.(1) As a dilemma: Whether it is worse to *find* porn so disturbing it requires eyebleach, or to be looking for it in the first place.
(2) As a trend: The more socially-accepted someone's fetish is, the less likely he or she is to talk about it in an online forum or community. This is because it is very difficult to start furry drama over and/or bawwww about "ordinary" kinks not being accepted. See also attention whore, babyfur, and bestialist.
(2) As a trend: The more socially-accepted someone's fetish is, the less likely he or she is to talk about it in an online forum or community. This is because it is very difficult to start furry drama over and/or bawwww about "ordinary" kinks not being accepted. See also attention whore, babyfur, and bestialist.
(1) Ben: If rhinos don't want to be raped by elephants, then maybe they shouldn't dress so provocatively. (Picture of a rhino in panties.)
Houngan: I don't know which would be worse; that you made this picture or found this picture.
Ben: Top Google image hit for "sexy rhino."
Rywill: Turns out that finding it was worse.
Rimbo: That, or looking for it?
Ben: Wow, the Pervert's Paradox.
(2) The Pervert's Paradox is killing the furry fandom.
Houngan: I don't know which would be worse; that you made this picture or found this picture.
Ben: Top Google image hit for "sexy rhino."
Rywill: Turns out that finding it was worse.
Rimbo: That, or looking for it?
Ben: Wow, the Pervert's Paradox.
(2) The Pervert's Paradox is killing the furry fandom.
by Adrimor May 21, 2009
Get the Pervert's Paradox mug.Thee state in which a person is in a constant, never-ending, permanent emergency. It's usually brought on upon one's self, has no actual realistic or valid basis, and it affects everyone and everything around the person.
"She is sick a drama queen!!! If there isn't some kind of turnout or chaos happening, she will go out of her way to create it. She must always be in permergency; she wouldn't know how to live any other way. "
by AmatoryTeacher November 30, 2019
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