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Perplexican

Noun- 1. A person lacking the skills, knowledge, or ability to speak clearly.

2. A person who speech is not understandable. Confusing.
The cab driver was a perplexican, I couldn't understand a word he said.
by James Oxbow January 31, 2018
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XPERPLEXED

“Aye you hear that new XPERPLEXED? He got some fire songs.”
Yeah bro, he had sex with my girlfriend. He’s a GOAT!”
by xoxocrackerboyxoxo October 27, 2020
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perplexmxent

1. n. Bewilderment or confusion

2. n. An incredibly common typo of "perplexment" which also isn't a word, but most spellcheckers approve it
"This should be impossible, so surely you understand my perplexmxent,"
"Dude, that's not even a word,"
"Well, autocorrect says it is"
by Odrerir February 27, 2021
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perplexing occurrences

when your friend forgot the name of stranger things so they call it perplexing occurences. either that or they wanna be funny cause they’re an ass
man 1: hey wanna watch perplexing occurrences?
man 2: what the hell are you on?
man 1: top of ur mom
man 2: get out
by hearts4mark July 17, 2022
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Perplexinate

Wow mom look Perplexinate they are confused and he has some big nipples for a short person
by Travis tocs July 31, 2023
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Perplendous

Adjective
A cross between the words 'perplexing' and 'tremendous.' This word can be used to describe something that is both perplexing and tremendous.
The Backrooms are a perplendous place.
by Tannercell December 14, 2023
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Scanger perplexity

This is the confused facial expression of scumbags. Many reach it by default rather than by design and it firstly involves a tilting of the head by 20 degrees. Meanwhile the Mouth opens like guppy fish at feeding time. A furrowed brow below a greasy mop of hair completes the package. Many accompany this look with a matching tracksuit and Nike runners.
Conductor: "sir you can't smoke on this bus"
(Scanger begins the look - scanger perplexity)
Scanger: "eh warewil I fuckin smoke den?!"

Or

"Hey look at that scanger perplexity on that toe rag reading the bus timetable"
by Swabladore April 19, 2016
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