OMFG My Son Just Saw the Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA. Then the next day I caught him wearing a bra over a vest and in my thong.
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Indra .I'm gonna fuck these employees or you could just give them performance pay boss lady. It's much better
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Ron: I don’t even care about black people but ya totally worth it!Performative Racism is neat try it sometime!
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Hot southern chick: omg your so brave *hugs him* and gives her number to him.
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James: How bout that girl over there?
Greg: Naw, man, she's pushing a stroller.
James: C'mon! That just means she's a proven performer!
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by Bructus January 21, 2011
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' A unique physical feature of male great frigate birds was also bound to attract the attention of immature human males concerned with erectile performances of their own sex organs. Each male great frigate bird at mating time tried to attract the attention of females by inflating a bright red balloon at the base of his throat. At mating time, a typical rookery when viewed from the air resembled an enormous party for human children, at which every child had received a red balloon. The {Galápagos} island would in fact be paved with male great frigate birds with their heads tilted back, their qualifications as husbands inflated by their lungs to the bursting point—while, overhead, the females wheeled.
' One by one the females would drop from the sky, having chosen this or that red balloon.
" After Mary Hepburn showed her film about the great frigate birds, some student, . . . almost invariably a male, was sure to ask, sometimes clinically, sometimes as a comedian, sometimes bitterly, hating and fearing women: "Do the females always try to pick the biggest ones?"
' So Mary was ready with a reply: "To answer that, we would have to interview female great frigate birds, and no one has done that yet, so far as I know. Some people have devoted their lives to studying them, though, and it is their opinion that the females are in fact choosing the red balloons which mark the best nesting sites. " '
-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1985 novel "Galápagos" -- Ch. 20 (p. 114).
' A unique physical feature of male great frigate birds was also bound to attract the attention of immature human males concerned with erectile performances of their own sex organs. Each male great frigate bird at mating time tried to attract the attention of females by inflating a bright red balloon at the base of his throat. At mating time, a typical rookery when viewed from the air resembled an enormous party for human children, at which every child had received a red balloon. The {Galápagos} island would in fact be paved with male great frigate birds with their heads tilted back, their qualifications as husbands inflated by their lungs to the bursting point—while, overhead, the females wheeled.
' One by one the females would drop from the sky, having chosen this or that red balloon.
" After Mary Hepburn showed her film about the great frigate birds, some student, . . . almost invariably a male, was sure to ask, sometimes clinically, sometimes as a comedian, sometimes bitterly, hating and fearing women: "Do the females always try to pick the biggest ones?"
' So Mary was ready with a reply: "To answer that, we would have to interview female great frigate birds, and no one has done that yet, so far as I know. Some people have devoted their lives to studying them, though, and it is their opinion that the females are in fact choosing the red balloons which mark the best nesting sites. " '
-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1985 novel "Galápagos" -- Ch. 20 (p. 114).
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Booker T. boasts many famous alumni, such as Norah Jones, Erykah Badu, Edie Brickell (Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians), Roy Hargrove and Elizabeth Mitchell (of "Lost").
The students at Booker T. are in high demand in the artistic and academic world, receiving acceptances to schools from Julliard to Harvard.
Booker T. boasts many famous alumni, such as Norah Jones, Erykah Badu, Edie Brickell (Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians), Roy Hargrove and Elizabeth Mitchell (of "Lost").
The students at Booker T. are in high demand in the artistic and academic world, receiving acceptances to schools from Julliard to Harvard.
parent: My child is incredibly smart but also incredibly talented. I think I'll have her audition to attend Booker T. Washington High School for the Performing and Visual Arts instead of paying my retirement to send her to Hockaday or settling for a crappy apartment to send her to Highland Park!
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