by Peener October 13, 2004
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Description:
Acute Monogenucleopinneritis, more commonly known as Pinneritis, is a disease or the brain caused by Kai-Uwe syndrome, a rare condition whereby the patient, usually of German descent, is easily susceptible to peer-pressure and homosexual tendencies. Pinneritis is characterized by little or no money management skills, drug and/or alcohol abuse, an inability to show any self-restraint or self-control, and a lack of care or consideration for others. Once diagnosed patients are expected not to live any longer than 5 years, unless immediate medical attention is sought.
Symptoms:
Low or non-existent credit rating.
Addiction to alcohol, weed, and porn.
Maxing out your Credit Card and Overdraft so you can buy more weed.
Lying to your parents, constantly.
Lying to your friends, constantly.
Excessive dental work.
Poor personal hygiene.
Drinking and driving.
Loss of drivers license, multiple times.
Treatment:
If you experience any of these symptoms please contact your family doctor. Pinneritis is treatable in it's early form. A straight-forward smack upside the head, repeated if necessary, until patient loses the ability to move arms and legs. A rehabilitation center is in the midst of being developed in the little known country of Poochland, situated off the coast of Mexico. The center will by run by it's founder, Professor Jeff "If you can roll it, smoke it" Gallo, Also known as Professor Jeebus "Christ, I have no job" Gallo.
History:
Pinneritis was first diagnosed in May 2006.
Kai-Uwe "Mind if I stick it in?" Wolters is the first documented case of Pinneritis
Description:
Acute Monogenucleopinneritis, more commonly known as Pinneritis, is a disease or the brain caused by Kai-Uwe syndrome, a rare condition whereby the patient, usually of German descent, is easily susceptible to peer-pressure and homosexual tendencies. Pinneritis is characterized by little or no money management skills, drug and/or alcohol abuse, an inability to show any self-restraint or self-control, and a lack of care or consideration for others. Once diagnosed patients are expected not to live any longer than 5 years, unless immediate medical attention is sought.
Symptoms:
Low or non-existent credit rating.
Addiction to alcohol, weed, and porn.
Maxing out your Credit Card and Overdraft so you can buy more weed.
Lying to your parents, constantly.
Lying to your friends, constantly.
Excessive dental work.
Poor personal hygiene.
Drinking and driving.
Loss of drivers license, multiple times.
Treatment:
If you experience any of these symptoms please contact your family doctor. Pinneritis is treatable in it's early form. A straight-forward smack upside the head, repeated if necessary, until patient loses the ability to move arms and legs. A rehabilitation center is in the midst of being developed in the little known country of Poochland, situated off the coast of Mexico. The center will by run by it's founder, Professor Jeff "If you can roll it, smoke it" Gallo, Also known as Professor Jeebus "Christ, I have no job" Gallo.
History:
Pinneritis was first diagnosed in May 2006.
Kai-Uwe "Mind if I stick it in?" Wolters is the first documented case of Pinneritis
Mark: Hey Rob, did you hear? Kai was recently diagnosed with acute Pinneritis.
Rob: Haha, what a pooch. He's so pinnered.
Rob: Haha, what a pooch. He's so pinnered.
by Who's that? June 2, 2006
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1. (n) A small marijuana cigarette rolled tightly, and lacking in marijuana content. Usually sells cheap on the underground markets.
2. (adj.) Marijuana that is of poor quality.
3. (adj.) Diminutive adjective to express displeasure for an activity.
4. (adj.) Used to describe objects that are small and/or of poor quality.
2. (adj.) Marijuana that is of poor quality.
3. (adj.) Diminutive adjective to express displeasure for an activity.
4. (adj.) Used to describe objects that are small and/or of poor quality.
1. I'm gonna go and smoke this pinner in the washroom 'fore maths class.
2. That guy sells pinner weed.
3. Man, this game is pinner.
4. That's a pinner pencil you've got there.
2. That guy sells pinner weed.
3. Man, this game is pinner.
4. That's a pinner pencil you've got there.
by Forsyth April 28, 2004
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Get the pinner mug.Becoming excessively intoxciated, often resulting in vomiting, fits of rage, and soaring dental bills.
by Scharffle July 17, 2006
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2. a stupid viking asshole who misspells his own name
3. one who is being difficult
Originated in 2002 at Carthage College.
2. a stupid viking asshole who misspells his own name
3. one who is being difficult
Originated in 2002 at Carthage College.
by miss grace December 2, 2004
Get the pener mug.a small school district on upper bucks county, pa based in perkasie. It has schools in perkasie and sellersvile boroughs and hilltown, bedminster, East rockhill, and west rockhill townships. It has seven elementary three middle and one high school. some of the kids from hilltown are spoiled rich but other than that their mostly normal kids. we have a decent football team and our arch rival is Central bucks. It's ranked as a pretty good school district but the school taxes are kinda high. It's like 99% white and everone who isn't white act more white than the white people. theres really nothing fun to do in the districts area though. For more on the boringness of living in oennridge see perkasie
Kid 1: pennridge is boring what do you wanna do?
Kid 2: go to the skate park?
Kid 1: no all the kids there are douches.
Kid 2: buy food?
Kid 1: im broke
Kid 2: die in a hole?
Kid 1: sounds like the best option.
Kid 2: go to the skate park?
Kid 1: no all the kids there are douches.
Kid 2: buy food?
Kid 1: im broke
Kid 2: die in a hole?
Kid 1: sounds like the best option.
by El Jameso August 5, 2009
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