Penis Cake

A metaphorical confectionary that is use to temp close homosexuals into admission infront of others. could also infact be a real pastry delight ion the shape of a penis

Nathan would you like some Penis Cake?

by milli148 April 5, 2009

peniscalada

A mixture between cum and vodka. Similar to pinacalada.

My friend and I got a guy to cum into a cup and we mixed it with vodka. Very TASTY!! we love peniscalada!

by M.D.H June 28, 2008

penisae

the real plural of penis

on a pron site there are penisae everywhere!

by puzzl September 13, 2003

penisavers

geesh, you should have gone to penisavers

billy bob bernard went to penisavers, & ended up with man chowder in his E.Y.E

by D. Hine October 25, 2003

penismage

Short for penis-magician. Describing something as able to work magic into a penis; or work magic with a penis.
Not to be confused with ass-master(master of the rectum).

Z: Hey Tom seen the penismage today?
T: No didn't know there was one in town.

by John Doser February 19, 2009

peniseater

1.) One who eats another's penis.

2.) A worthless son of a bitch who is unworthy even to to lick the crusty shit from a monkey's cock.

Darth Sidious is a real peniseater!

by Nutgobbler III May 21, 2006

penisaccess

Penis exercises fall into three categories: kegels, stretching and jelqing. The exercises target the penis, which is composed of 50 percent muscle, and pelvic muscles. Penis stretching involves attaching weights to your flaccid penis to elongate it. Kegel exercises are designed to strengthen the pubococcygeus muscles. The PC muscles control the flow of semen and urine and play a role in ejaculation and penis hardness. To learn the location of the PC muscles, stop your urination in midstream. The PC muscles become tight. The contraction of the muscles cause the flow of urine to stop. To exercise the muscles, clench and release for 5 to 10 seconds. Work the muscles for a few minutes each day.

My partner loves what penisaccess has done to our relationship.

She screamed penisaccess from the other side of the bar, I said "follow me".

Jason sat on his bed with his willy in his hands, doing some penisaccess, cause the doctor told him so.

by sotox4labs October 28, 2009