patronie

exclusive group of hilarious individuals that gather for the purpose of adding material to a soon to be published book of quotes. usually aided by cafe patron.

patronie=good friends, good times

i am in need of some laughs with my patronies!

by hmcj December 15, 2011

Patronage

The act of appointing someone to a public office for literally any reason other than their ability to hold a public office.

An example of patronage is electing a man who is clearly suffering from a mental decline, and a woman who has ruined several people's lives just because she is a woman, to get rid of a man whom you hate for no reason.

Oh, wait.

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by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022

patronise

Treat condescendingly, look down on, humiliate

she said "you're very smart" yet she got better grades than I did. I replied: "Don't patronise me!"

by Viwe January 6, 2016

Patronite

A person who has patronizing others down to an artform or science. Often times they may be uptight politicians or do-gooder suburban soccer moms. They almost always know they're right even when the issue at hand is ambiguous.

I can't believe Hillary Clinton thinks she always right, what a Patronite.

by bfiggs19 June 8, 2017

Patronlet

Someone who is dependent of patrons, such as a twitch streamer, or someone from tic tok. They generally have no useful skills, and will breakdown when threatened to get a real job. They have gained popularity recently and will crash soon as well. They do not contribute to society, yet are idolized by retarded middle schoolers and creepy men.

James: "Why's she crying?"
Amanda: "She is a patronlet, and nobody donated this week."

by Zany_J December 2, 2019

petronie

A very beautiful creature, she's kind, amazing and very loyal.she can be abit short-tempered but she's a good person,she fall in love very easily but doesn't trust people.
She's sexy and a fashionista.petronie like looking good.She likes perfection in every thing she does.
A petronie is always the center of attention, even in a crowded room a petronie is always noticed .

Boy: you look gorgeous
Petronie: I know

by anonymous November 24, 2021

padronie

Someone who will only smoke patron cigars.. Typically a cigar snob

Dude, you’re such a douche bag Padronie

by Padrony March 23, 2023