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patterned

A word to describe a confusing or annoying topic, subject, or person.
"Oh my god man, my girlfriend is so patterned when she's on her period"
by Blindish October 11, 2017
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Paternoadultism

A form of age-based dismissal where someone uses age or generational difference to invalidate another's perspective, experience, or authority. Paternoadultism can take several forms: the patronizing "you're young enough to be my child" (implying inexperience), the prescriptive "adults do X" (defining maturity by conformity), or the dismissive "when you're my age you'll understand" (positioning age as wisdom). It's a power move dressed as experience—using years as leverage, age as authority. Like other -isms, it stereotypes and dismisses based on a category (age) rather than engaging content.
"She raised a valid point about workplace culture. He replied, 'When you're my age, you'll understand how things really work.' That's Paternoadultism—dismissing her perspective by appealing to age, not argument. Her point was good regardless of her years. But age was the card, and he played it."
by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026
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Patroned

When someone willingly, or at someones direction, consumes so much Patron Tequila that he/she grabs any blunt object (this can be anything, a golf club, a chair, a coffee table) they can find and begins attacking people and inanimate objects (lamps, TVs, etc.) with it. This is usually, but not always, followed by vomiting somewhere other than the toilet.
Witness #1- Dude, he got so drunk off Tequila last night that he broke his TV with a golf club and then vomited on his X-Box. Witness #2- Yeah, the Shot Nazi Patroned his ass good! She had him take so many shots he was barking like a dog.
by Witness #3 February 3, 2013
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paterne

Sometimes I wish I was paterne but im too much of a pussclaat to be one.
by Nju12345 September 27, 2021
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Paternoster salutation

To pay a rent boy to shit on one’s chest
Greetings, allow me to show you a paternoster salutation
by anonymous June 30, 2023
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The Carey Patented reverse hammerfuck

When banging a girl bent over the bed with great force and you reverse the roll where she then bangs you with great force from behind with stap on accessories
We did the Carey patented reverse hammerfuck lastnight
by S. Walrus November 12, 2022
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