mongoloid patrol

any bus or van full of retards

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

patronaberry fairy

an amazing person who follows you around and blesses you with PATRONABERRY! (A cocktail made with blueberry vodka Patron and sprite.)

a)what you gonna be for halloween?
b)THE PATRONABERRY FAIRY! ready to get shitty?

by shandrajomama September 23, 2009

Troll Patroler

Someone who posts on a trolls post claiming they are a troll. Not realizing that they are trolling themselves.

Troll patroler 1 "Yo your a fucking troll dude"
Troll 1 "Fuck you dont troll my post you god damn troll patroller"

Also see Troll orgy

by Troll Stopper September 7, 2011

booty patrol

The art of being able to identify an ass that should just be a crime because it's so fine.

Charlie- "I'm on booty patrol tonight"
Todd- "Then you might want to check out that ass over there, because it is looking suspect."

by shepp206 February 28, 2009

Flubba Patrol

Flubba Patrol is an organization made to help the world get rid of fat bastards we call Flubbs or Flubbas.

I love the Flubba Patrol Chief of Flubba Patrol. He is making this world a better place

by Flubba Patrol Chief September 26, 2006

Dawn Patrol

The act of getting up extremely early - sometimes before sunrise (i.e, "dawn") -to go surfing. This term is most often used by Surfers, but it still can be used outside of surfing and refers to getting a very early start to the day.

Bob, Varno, and I are surfing a dawn patrol session at Rincon tomorrow morning.

by Don January 16, 2004

patrol sock

Orphaned sock used by sailors to catch their loads while running a batch on patrol.

"Chief just did a berthing inspection and he found my patrol sock. Now I'm restricted for our next port call."

by killroo April 11, 2007