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Pasadena Pitchfork

Highly skilled maneuver that involves a man double fisting a woman while simultaneously receiving fellatio and taking a shit on the toilet.
I accidentally walked in on Darrel giving a Pasadena Pitchfork at grandma's house last week.
by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016
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piss pancake

A classic college dorm prank. A generous amount of urine is released into a plastic baggy, which is then sealed to prevent undesirable peepee leakage. The bag is then placed into a freezer just long enough to freeze into a solid sheet o' piss, at which point it is then ready to be utilized. The flat pancake shape of the piss ice allows it to easily be slid under a door, where it promptly melts and smells up the entire room with a hint o' piss.
"Yo I was sick of that dousche fuckin with my shit so i piss pancaked him hardcore. It smells like farm animal in his room now!"
by jeter501 May 27, 2009
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Pancantankerous

Before I went to Denny's I was so pancantankerous
by Yomamas flapjax April 20, 2017
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jamacain pancake

A jamacain pancake is the act of pouring eggs and flour on a womens vagina and stir the mixture with your penis, you then gracefully ask her to queff the mixture into a bowl which you then cook and shovel down her throat.
Dude I got my chick to do a jamacain pancake.
by CherryCunt June 28, 2014
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Pascal

He is the type of guy that makes every girl fall by walking past them. Best person to take with to a party, hypest person you’ll ever meet. He has probably the biggest,fattest dick in ur continent. If u get to smash him its gonna feel like you’ve succeeded in life. At first he may seem very cocky but when you get to know the guy you’ll see that he has the biggest heart. When he falls for someone he would do anything to get them, when it finally happens he is gonna do everything to keep them by his side. He never gives up on things he wants to achieve and does evertithing to get there.
He is a real life dream come true.

Bitch1: “did u see pascals dingo dingo in gym yesterday”
Bitch2: “I would like to sit on that”
Bitch1: “did u see pascals dingo dingo in gym yesterday
Bitch2: “I would like to sit on that”
by youngsexybitch January 7, 2019
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Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
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Pancaking

A sexual act in which a pancake is wiped across the person’s ass hole and then slapped against their titties until one or both partners comes.
Dory and Drew admitted to pancaking Keith.
by PearlRachinsky February 7, 2021
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