parsnips a-plenty

An old Homestar Runner cartoon in which Strong Bad attempts to foil Homestar's plans to make parsnip soup. Strong Bad challenges Homestar to a duel. After the missing scene, Homestar is the victor. Then Homestar does a dance. At the end, Homestar tries the soup, spits it out at Fat Dudley, and refuses to give any to Sicklipan.

Homestar: Let's make soup.
Marzipan: What Type?
Fat Dudley: babababa-baba-baba-baba
Homestar: Parsnips soup it is.
Marzipan: Let's make soup.
Strong Bad: Parsnip soup eh? We'll make parsnip pie!
Strong Man: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRR.
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by Anonymous June 4, 2003

Parsippany Hills High School

Crappy ass high school with teachers who do not wanna teach. Located in Parsippany, New Jersey alongside Brooklawn Middle School and Bangiola's. This high school is full of INDIANS, potheads, sluts, crackheads, and especially vape gods with their juuls. You vaping nig nogs got the bathrooms shut down and bathroom sign ins a thing. Hide your flashdrive before Mr.Ordaway cancels Tennis Practice. Scandalous motherfuckers left and right. School environment is aight but boy does it smell like curry and wet dog. If you don't know Ron where have you been in this school. You've gone to this school when you realize you have done nothing during your time here.

"Yo let me take a hit"
"This shit tastes like curry"
"N**** whatttttt"
"This school is so buns"
"Welcome to phhs"
"I love Parsippany Hills High School"

by YouBop May 30, 2018

Parsippany

Also known to the commonfolk as "P-Town", Parsippany, New Jersey is located in Morris County, one of the wealthiest counties in the country; a town with heterogeneous mix of almost two hundred ethnicities; a town with a widespread income where one person could be making $120K a year and his neighbor could be making only $20K; Lake Hiawatha is considered the "ghetto part" of Parsippany, but in truth the whole of Parsippany is way better off than most towns.

Person 1: Yo, you live in Parsippany?
Person 2: Yeah, Mazdabrook. Lotsa Indians and Asians and lotsa doctors.
Person 3: Yo, I live in LH, yo. Gonna hang out wit mah brothas after I get off of work at Mickey D's!

by George Cloony October 9, 2006

Parsippany

A town in morris county, New Jersey. Which happens to be one of the wealthiest counties in the COUNTRY! While not the poorest town in the county(I believe Dover is worse off), it is not quite as wealthy as Mendham, or Harding Township. However there are some nice places to live and many of the houses go for over $400,000, even the small ones. Powder Mill is an exceptionally wealthy part of Parsippany.

Guy- I'm from Dover
Parsippanyan- Ew, get away from me you dirty Doverican.

by Sweet J May 22, 2006

Parsnickle

What you get when you pickle a parsnip

Dude that Parsnickle looks disgusting.
Nah man it tastes so good

by Kalonthos November 13, 2012

Parsippany

Parsippany, NJ is commonly known as The Second Most Ghetto Town in Morris County. It consists of mostly Asian people and white, racist trophy moms that look like they could be on the next season of Real Housewives of New Jersey. People in Parsippany commonly dress like they’re from the South side of Chicago even though they’re whiter than a piece of printer paper. There are actually almost no black people in this town, in a creepy way. There is a huge split between the two sides of town, namely the schools on either side: CMS and PHS, or Brooklawn and PHHS. I as the writer cannot be biased, but there’s a reason that PHS is a block away from a bagel store.

Person A: Yo, you been to Parsippany lately?

Person B: Naw, there’s no way I would go to that flaming trash dump of a town. I would even rather go to Dover.

by nightmareeyes May 20, 2020

parsnipping

The act of ejeculating your cum up your partners nostrils.

I was parsnipping the missus last night. She loves the smell of my cum.

by carlosbalados December 12, 2014