panini press 

An exclamatory remark uttered after a male friend has performed some action to show he is completely whipped by his girlfriend. The implication being that he would be willing to purchase a panini press for his apartment/dorm room/house/living quarters if she asked him to.

John: "I can't watch the game tonight, Sally and I are going to see Phantom of the Opera."
Friends (together): "Panini Press!"

panini press by Mobius67 November 16, 2009

Panini Tozt 

A shitty sandwich shop. Notably on the East Side of Manhattan and Long Island City.

It's famous for spit-in/spit-on entrees.

It's also famous for on-time delivery of its mediocre wares.

John: I have the munchies.
Vlad: Let's order from Panini Tozt!
John: No, Vlad -- that shit's nasty.
Vlad: Womp. I forgot about the time we had a peanut butter and saliva sandwich delivered.

Panini Tozt by krrish January 24, 2011

panini poonani 

Verb, slang for eating out a poonani

Oh shit did you panini poonani her?

panini poonani by BlackToAfrica January 7, 2014

Panini Grill 

Panini Grill, best pizza in staten island, there is cum in my sock.

Among us the Panini Grill in my balls

Panini Grill by the beaver stopper September 27, 2021

panini pussy 

a pussy often filled with meat and/or cheese

o man that was a good panini pussy i had last night

panini pussy by partypoon March 5, 2009

Panini Head 

A panini head is particular friend who calls you names for wearing 90s themed clothing
They especially call you names like 'slut" or "prositute"

See that vampire kid? He's my panini head..."

Panini Head by ujfghuyiwguhv August 30, 2018

Panini Press 

When you stick your dick in a girl’s ass and she squishes her ass cheeks and squeezes your dick like how a panini press presses food.

Yo bro, last night Amber panini pressed my dick, it was great!

Panini Press by Random Urban Dictionary user November 19, 2017