A Facebook Pandemic, is an epidemic of infectious postings that are spreading through the facebook populations across a large region; for instance a continent, or even worldwide.
1) Bob: D*mn, someone started another Facebook Pandemic with the posting of Bra colors.
2) Ted: Did you see the latest Facebook Pandemic?
Mike: No, what is it this time?
Ted: Everyone is posting the Urban Dictionary
definitions of their names....
2) Ted: Did you see the latest Facebook Pandemic?
Mike: No, what is it this time?
Ted: Everyone is posting the Urban Dictionary
definitions of their names....
by Elroy the Great February 04, 2010
Compact manner of referring to the coupling of two national crises, the Coronavirus Pandemic and the Opioid Pandemic.
I hesitantly ventured on foot into the downtown area of the rural Northern California town and witnessed the tragic impact of the Copioid Pandemic.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 09, 2020
When a female has been quarantined for too long with no action and her walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.
A: Ugh I couldn’t even get my tampon in
B: Gurl you got that pandemic pussy!
A: Day 6969 with no action, I’ve officially got pandemic pussy
B: Fr my pussy went back to the factory settings
B: Gurl you got that pandemic pussy!
A: Day 6969 with no action, I’ve officially got pandemic pussy
B: Fr my pussy went back to the factory settings
by Dada’s Abode April 18, 2020
That pothead chick I’ve been seeing may not be a 10 or anything but she loves it when I roll her a pandemic special
by rock17 October 01, 2020
A project started during the pandemic (2020-2022) and is most likely losing money at this point. Can include cars, crypto, or any other inflated asset class during this era.
Toshiro purchased a 78 Corvette as a pandemic project and currently has 5k in it over the book value.
Kevin put his entire savings into buying Dogecoin as a pandemic project to help buy a house but we all know how that went.
Kevin put his entire savings into buying Dogecoin as a pandemic project to help buy a house but we all know how that went.
by Hipsters4President July 15, 2023
When you're looking for some COVID-19 comfort sex due to loneliness from social distancing, boredom from quarantine, or panic from maybe dying.
*Term coined by Ana and mildly inspired by Matthew.
*Term coined by Ana and mildly inspired by Matthew.
Woman: What are you looking for on this dating app thing?
Man: The one. Not the wrong one. The right one.
Woman: I'm looking for the wrong one.
Man: Like purposely?! You just looking for some pandemic sex?
Man: The one. Not the wrong one. The right one.
Woman: I'm looking for the wrong one.
Man: Like purposely?! You just looking for some pandemic sex?
by TheWrongOne606 September 05, 2020
When your luck is normally shit but like some messed up version of Freaky Friday, you hit pay dirt when everyone else’s world goes to hell in a hand basket.
“New clients, money back on taxes, and a new man... Smitty sure is have a good run of Pandemic Luck!”
by Mama Skinny May 22, 2020