puerto rican paintbrush

when a man shoves his ball sack into a woman's asshole, then slaps his shit covered nuts all over the woman's face.
After that Puerto Rican Paintbrush he gave me, I had to shower 3 times just to get the stink and shit off my face and hair!!! starving artist
by Mr. Dooseldorf November 05, 2014
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Hot tamale paintbrush

When you are pooping and all that comes out is a very liquidy, steaming hot mixture.
I drank nothing but monster all day and it gave my a hot tamale paintbrush
by EnriqueLibre October 11, 2010
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urban paintbrush

when you have sex with a girl while she is on her period then you pull out and draw a picture on her belly with your penis as the paint brush and the blood as the paint.
after my girl and i had sex while she was on her period i used my urban paintbrush to draw a dinosaur.
by xbloodpugx February 08, 2010
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Navajo Paintbrush

The act of explosive expulsion of fecal matter (preferably influenced by a beet-root or curry diet) resulting in a toilet bowl heavily spattered with a reddish vibrant brown display of artistic merit.
Raven entered the toilet stall, and was greeted with a fragrant rainbow of earthy colours, each detail vibrant and changing slightly in hue as he circled the bowl to appreciate the sight from every angle. Truly, it was a marvelous example of a Navajo Paintbrush.
by Eaglefeather Two-suns July 30, 2008
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zoe: are you a paintbrush irl??

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by Poopy shart July 19, 2022
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Get her paintbrush wet

When a woman is masturbating and rubbing her clit with her finger and she needs to keep it moist she dips her finger into her vagina opening to get moisture!
When Kate is flicking her bean and she runs dry she get her paintbrush wet.
by Nkate May 31, 2021
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Dirty Paintbrush

When a man has anal sex with a woman, then uses the remaining excrement on his dick to paint on the woman's back.
Clarke: I brought Suz over last week and we got a little frisky.

JP: What'd you guys do?
Clarke: Well, I fucked her in the ass, then used the leftover shit on my dick to paint on her back. We called it the dirty paintbrush.
JP: That's fucking disgusting
by wendypowell October 21, 2018
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