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Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes!

A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!

Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!
Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?

Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009
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Padded

1: To be put in and made to wear diaper. Usually after an extended period of utilizing more age-appropriate, less protective undergarments. A source of major embarrassment, or fetish fuel, depending on the victim.

2: Describes ones waist while in a diapered state. Can also describe the affects of any bra or underwear used to accentuate ones assets in a similar, if less protective, manner.
Guy 1: Hey, its that woman I met yesterday! She seemed oddly evasive when I tried to talk to her.

Guy 2: She's obviously embarrassed to be out in public. You would be to if you'd been padded.

The girl walked down the street as the townsfolk ogled her padded rear.
by NoNamedFish August 26, 2009
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paddle bitch

CV: aly is my paddle bitch
JS: youre soo lucky man
by pbzbusiness December 3, 2010
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fat paddles

an observed condition when fat people turn hands sideways when walking in a vain attempt to gain more momentum using hands like paddles
by madferret September 19, 2010
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Paddle Wheeling

I think I got pink eye during a rigorous paddle wheeling session.
by Rylund Guy June 13, 2014
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Up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation
We truly are up shit creek without a paddle here!
by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018
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beaver paddle

-"did you know kenny just got his hair cut yesterday?"
-"really? what's it look like?
-"it's a beaver paddle"
-"ugh."
by alira s. June 25, 2006
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