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free promo

When you fuck a girl and she tells her friends
I fuck her she tell her friends, man I love some free promo(tells her friends about the good fuck), and I love a freak how though
by Chiefkeefperks April 22, 2022
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desperate promo

A promo on a verge of bankruptcy or a big loss or closing, often obscure brands/restaurants/places/businesses. Used as one of the last strategies as a desperation for profit

Has a high change to be permanently closed if you paused your visit for too long at an unspecified period, or the branches are already permanently closed in some places
"I got a discount voucher from my favourite payment app loyalty for a little obscure restaurant and when I visited, unfortunately the branch I visited was permanently closed and a new tenant replaced them. It was a desperate promo"

"I saw a promo for an obscure buffet / all you can eat restaurant on my digital bank app and when I searched the branch in my uni city, it's already closed forever a long time ago. I'm sure that this is a desperate promo"
by PuniUwUCute March 31, 2023
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🔥 Promo*SM

VERY HELPFUL VIDEOS IN THE INTERNET
BRO YOU SOVE SOME 🔥 Promo*SM
by MR_UNKNOWN_6T9 November 4, 2023
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co-promo

media term for those current TV shows where wannabees or one-star celebs hoping to raise their public profile are encouraged to compete, be humiliated, bullied, or patronised on camera...

Great symbiotic relationship -- the media get hours of cheap or unpaid labour; everyone gets their fifteen minutes of facial recognition; one or two win through to big bucks...
'Jeez ! Yet another co-promo on TV... this time it's the Whiplash School of Cookery comp...but dammit, I love them all...it's so addictive...'
by mikroth February 6, 2009
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promo bitches

Promo bitches are the hottest promotion team around. Run by two "fit,cool ledgends!" Helen and Emma.You can find them on myspace.
Person 1-OMG, we sooo need promotion
Person 2-We could ask promo bitches
Person 1-OMG, you mean...Helen and Emma the "fit, cool ledgends"
Person 2-Yes, thats them they did suche a good job for that band.
Person 1- Il ask them!!!
by crogi December 14, 2008
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promoing

being down astronomical, getting no bitches and being flat out fucking racist
you’re so hot, if you were a character in overwatch i’d main you”

“promoing ass”
by some random tsg mf March 5, 2022
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Promo

The opposite of FOMO (Fear of Missing Out). It's Pride in Missing Out. It indicates a type of virtue signalling, a misplace pride. As in, I have never seen an episode of Game of Thrones when you know you're talking to people who love the show.
That young lady suffers from serious PROMO; she declares that she's never seen one of the Star Wars movies.
by J-stroke April 14, 2019
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