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pilchard

Idiot, fool, incompetent. A general all-purpose name to call people. Good when you are losing an argument, it can even combat mother-calling.
Guy 1 "Yeah but your mum's a slag"
Guy 2 "Shut it you PILCHARD"
by hypnoticme February 19, 2005
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Pritard

The cuckhold retard driving the Prius in front of you, who is so who is so self conscious about his poor choice of transportation, that he must make all around him share his misery by refusing to drive an acceptable speed or allow others to pass.
Argh, If that pritard in front of me doesn't speed up there's going to be a toyota hood ornament on my F350.
by toaster2944 May 24, 2011
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pichard

Pichard is someone who is fake and pretends to be rich, the pinnacle of cap and wears fake designer clothes and only smokes mids. Pichards are constantly trying to keep up and are still BROKEST in the friend group. They swear they don't cap but they do.
Today was fun but that guy was being a PICHARD and wouldn't be quite.
by fendi fiend December 15, 2019
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pilchard

A dumbass with redeeming qualities.

A pilchard is actually a fish: Any of various small marine fishes related to the herrings, especially a commercially important edible species, Sardina pilchardus, of European waters.

The distinction here is that a pilchard is quite a stupid, inconsequential fish, but it is edible, so it has redeeming qualities.
You're quite the pilchard today aren't you?
by The Count of GQ January 17, 2008
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Pritcharditis

The swelling of the part of your brain that makes you do stupid, loud, and/or destructive things. Usually as a result of residing in Pritchard Hall, the largest all-male dorm west of the Mississippi.
Goddammit, I just broke (insert expensive possesion here)!.. my pritcharditis is acting up again.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh, mutha fucka!" 'What the Hell was that?' 'Probably just pritcharditis...'

Man, someone cut the brand-new big screen tv! effin' Pritcharditis...
by Buttamilk July 16, 2008
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Jack Prichard

A person. That's about it. I think wants to be a police officer
Jack Prichard is smelly
by Kawnur Kay January 21, 2022
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Critchard

I woke up this morning and had to use the restroom and I was suffering from critchards.
by Brawl0wii November 23, 2019
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