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Noun ( pret-zuhl )

A bread made of dough and shaped like a knot.
A pretzel was on a napkin.
Pretzel by JulianDB December 15, 2016
Is the act of rough contortion style sex when you fold the woman’s legs up , wrap them, cross them etc....
Pretzel is folding , bending , or holding a woman in awkward positions while having rough sex.
Pretzel by BriBri2287 November 19, 2017
The act of placing both legs of a woman over your shoulders while doing the no pants dance to form a pretzel like form and bringing her to orgasm.
Guy 1: So I heard you and Megan hooked up last night??
Guy 2: Yeah I took her to town and put dat bitch in a pretzel before giving her a creampie.
Guy 1: AHHH SICK BRO
Pretzel by Grrruff98 August 6, 2018
Shit, that pretzel tastes so good!!!
Pretzel-n.- A woman or man that is small in stature and overall body mass, with the naturally reoccurring gymnastic like flexibility to pick right up off the ground and condense into a maliable dough, during intercourse and hammer down. Usually lifted at as extreme as 180° bends by the 'pretzels' knee joints. Followed by wrapping their arms around their own legs. This allows for maximum hammer time.

Ex. Person 1: Hi, so nice to meet you. I absolutely love pretzels

Person 2: (in absolute speechless confusion) great?

Person 1: Pretzel fuck. A pretzel. You're a Pretzel.

Person 2: Jesus Christ.
Person 1: hey you're a pretzel
Person 2: I'm sorry I'm a what?

Person 1: I'd Pretzel fuck the shit out of you.
Person 2: my God you need Jesus.
Pretzel by Travey James January 6, 2020
When your man bends your legs to far in sex and you say I'm not a pretzel and he bends your legs farther
Me: I'm not a pretzel daddy daddy: bends legs farther your my pretzel me:😒
Pretzel by Angel stella November 30, 2020