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Broke Bitch Poutin'

A poor bitchy person combined with a pejorative gay term from the movie Broke Back Mountain.
Dude Trent, quit crying about the buffet costing $7.99, you're like the movie Broke Bitch Poutin'
by Reno Music Scene December 28, 2011
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Putingrad

place. Proud capital of the newly liberated Republic of Russian Ukraine. Putingrad is renowned the world over for its unparalleled history of artistic and scientific endeavour and above all its dedication to freedom, democracy and peaceful co-existence. Since 1240, when Batu Khan and the Mongols visited briefly and returned home with happy memories and bulging loot bags, Putingrad has been a must-see destination for hordes of all stripes. Near enough to Chernobyl that amusingly deformed wildlife abounds, yet far enough from Moldova that amusingly deformed people are scarce, Putingrad nestles in the heart of uklear trench land. Grain, grain combines, grain fertilizers, gravel, disused missile silos and scattered bomb craters abound as subjects for photographers and an abundance of Cossack dancers and nesting oligarch dolls offer endless entertainment for flak-jacketed holidaymakers. An interactive interpretive centre under construction will explain how Putingrad, despite an overwhelming volume of evidence to the contrary, has always been a part of mother Russia.

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Load up the troika kiddies, we are going to Putingrad for the weekend!

Should I bring toilet paper, iodine pills, a Bren gun, and money for bribes?

Nyet! Putingrad is part of the glorious Russian Empire.
by gnostic3 March 3, 2022
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Hornt Posting

When someone posts porn or other sexually suggestive stupid memes on social media when it's not appropriate.

It originated mostly on Twitter and you will usually find a reply suggesting the user delete the post. Or a photo of a the "hornt patrol."
Dude was kicked out of the Facebook group Xbox promo codes for hornt posting
by LordViper May 20, 2019
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Schizo posting

An act of online publication, where author creates unintelligible amalgamation of pseudo-scientific or pseudo-mythical buzz words combined with poor grammar, lacking or non-existent syntax, blatantly wrong reasoning and general verbosity, usually indentified with untreated cases of schizophrenia.

Often taking a form of being written "in one go" i.e. a lengthy post (colloquially called "wall of text") without any punctuation, signifying it being said in one breath.

These types of posts can be seen on various discussion forums and boards, e.g. 4chan, Reddit; as well as various social media platforms, where vast majority of instances have been observed on Facebook.
{Random 4chan thread}

Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no. XXXXXXXXXX
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THIS IS A FACT vaccine has been created to SEPARATE US!!1! from the higher conciousness .. .independent thought will be DESTROYED that was known for ever that the House of Rotshilds is in control? they want to control us??2 and I swear it by my Hyperborean ancestors that i CONTACT by high vril levels stay strong and fight NWO!!1 !1!!

Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no.YYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>XXXXXXXXXX# schizo posting again. take your meds.
by lubaver September 30, 2021
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Cylindrical Pouring Device

A jug.

You understand?

Just a jug.

IT'S A FUCKING JUG!
<TheJoker> Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
<LD> IT'S A JUG, DAMN YOU! A JUG!
* LD hurls a jug at TheJoker
<TheJoker> Oh no, my face! I have seen the errors of my ways!
by LD December 15, 2004
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Ponting

Pointing, the act of sustained bouncing of the heel by continued straining and relaxation of the Achelous tendon.
As he sits there ponting at his options, he started to develop a cramp.
by ExtendedDictionaryMan September 10, 2018
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mass posting

when someone posts a website or a youtube video on more than 1 other person's facebook wall.
Oh hey look at keith again he's mass posting the same youtube video on everyone's wall

that video has been blowing up my news feed because keith has a problem where he cant stop mass posting that video.
by dono mono January 25, 2011
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