Poseidon's French Kiss

A variation of the traditional Poseidon's Kiss with the added enhancement of water actually entering the anal cavity.

My barn doors didn't shut fast enough and I got a Poseidon's French Kiss!

by Slimcady August 1, 2022

Poseidon’s Kiss

When the shit hit the water and the water hits your coochie right on the lips.

Yeah I was just taking a shit and I got surprised by a Poseidon’s kiss

by Sursiq February 2, 2023

Poseidon's Kiss

The act of toilet water splashing up onto exposed asscheeks as a result of a large amount of feces dropping into the toilet.

Erik: Dude, looks like you got some swamp ass there!
Roger: Nah man, just Poseidon's Kiss earlier this morning.

by Funny Boner March 21, 2016

Poseidon's Three-Way

A sexual act involving three men. Named so after the three points on Poseidon's trident

The Jonas brothers just finished a three hour Poseidon's Three-Way.

by Feicstur April 8, 2011

Poseidon's Wrath

When you are using a public automated toilet and it flushes violently while you are still seated causing a tsunami of poo water to touch your butt. A more extreme version of Poseidon's kiss.

On the way to camp, Tom suffered Poseidon's Wrath 2 times at the rest stop.

by Madmich November 26, 2017

Poseidon's handshake

When your hand goes in the water while trying to wipe. One doesn't have enough room between the balls and the water to get the other hand between to wipe.

I just got a Poseidon's handshake cus of my low hanging fruit.

by Iqof3 April 22, 2020

Poseidon Chokehold

The act of a man choking a woman between his legs during sexual intercourse while simultaneously ejaculating in to her mouth and creating a "sea" of seamen within.

Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend the Poseidon Chokehold last night and the sea was so deep.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010