poon

From the word far-eastern word poontang, meaning vagina.
Her poon was so saggy I lost my car keys in it.
by Dr Definition May 16, 2003
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Poon

A poonis slang for a vape or e cig that was developed by DA DEMONS IN THE CITY OF TORONTO only the real ones know the meaning behind it s/o to DA demons TRENDSETTERS

-savage673
Yo broski pass the poon !

Saying you copped a new poon!

NEW POON ALERT
by Savage673 August 18, 2019
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pooned

Pooned originated from pwned, which originated from owned. Pwned was made popular in counterstrike, as a more "1337" way of saying owned. Owned was mispelled as pwned in some other game, i think warcraft, which is how pwned came about, sort of a joke. Pooned came to my attention from watching the MyGot hacker flash video of counterstrike, in which it portrays some nerd saying pwned outloud, hence the pronunciation "pooned."

E.G.- "OMG, i love the map dust, i can poon so many noobs, and maybe if i poon enough noobs today, i can raise my server rank from 3 to 1 (hehehe)"

I then myself started using poon and pooned while playing counterstrike cuz it was funny as hell when people asked, "wtf does pooned mean?" Now, apparently, a lot of people use it, i haven't seen it though, only on servers i play in, in which case the bastards stole the word from me. They should be pooned for that.
"My napalm grenade burninated your ass, POONED!"

"P()()|\|3|)"
mugGet the poonedmug.

Poon

While in the act of “Mooning” to person starts to poo. Aussie Slang.
The guy who was shocked when the girl started to moon him, but the shock turned to horror when the moon turned into poon!
by Boots01 May 5, 2022
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Poon

poon-a bitch that’s sexy af
she’s a real poon bro!
by Tare bear January 27, 2019
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poon

Another term for vagina. It is a slang word used by boys.
by jjofficialxv October 28, 2014
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pooning

to sit at home and masturbate, on a perfectly good evening for going out and having fun.
Anna aint here tonight because shie's at home pooning!
mugGet the pooningmug.

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