Pokémon Go!

The game that will cause all kids to kill themselves by jumping in front of cars to get pikachu.

Person: Jonah died yesterday playing in the parking lot.
Person 2: was there wifi?
Person: yes?
Person 2: must have been Pokémon Go!

by Raya Mcelreath December 23, 2016

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The Pokémon Affect

When you are playing Pokemon Go and you walk off a bridge so your mom that can't swim jumps in to save you but your treading water and your mom is sinking so you shout for help and three other guys that can't swim jump in to help but they all sink to the bottom so after you get out of the water you are charged with unnecessary manslaughter.

Random Prisoner:" What are you in for?"
You:"The Pokémon Affect"

by TOMDARAK May 5, 2020

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Pokémon Go

A mobile phone game that died harder than Harambe.

"Wanna go out, and play Pokémon Go?"
"Nah, breh, that game died harder than Harambe."

by Dat1kidwidaviper October 12, 2016

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Pokémon go

Pokémon GO is an interactive, mobile game that uses your phone's GPS data and clock to show Pokémon hidden near your current, physical location. The Pokémon which appear on-screen in the app can be captured its also great for kidnappers

Guy 1: Why is that guy over there staring at his phone

Guy 2: He's obviously playing Pokémon go

Guy 1: I thought that game was dead

by Savagecabbage29 February 10, 2017

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Pokémon Advocates

People that believe that Pokémon win versus the lions. Pokémon Advocates are right in their stance, but lion advocates are lacking some chromosomes so they still believe that lions win. Although Pokémon like Rayquaza and Eternatus exist, lion advocates still function like Neanderthals and are not advanced enough as a human to comprehend this.

Pokémon Advocates: Pokémon win 100% of the time
Fully functional human beings: True

by JeremiahTheCrustacean2 April 30, 2021

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Pokémon Unite

fucking bullshit game every time i move i get cc by some fucking jewish child who hurts m0y soul emotionally especially luicario mains being fucking prickks being pieces of shit and fucking cunt bags of human beings id rather have aids not gonna lie. also dont get me started on the team balance there all dick heads and are shit at this game. i puke seeing there gameplay. 1v1 me ctptemh u piece of ugly shit ill bang your mother. Oh and fuck gengar players fuck you all. im talking to you onetwo u ugly non touching grass bitch boy maidenless loser. and even the shit teamates who are so bad and are cancer patients whos final wish was to throw a pokemon unite game. also people who dont use there unite move have hemmoroids. fuck greedent

Fuck Pokémon unite

by Buff Garchomp September 5, 2022

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