pluck duck

a fugly girl. Most of the time thinks she is the shit but everyone hates her and she is a roody poo

That girl thinks she is so cool and pretty she aint nothin but an ole pluck duck

by LIL RED April 30, 2006

pluck your taint

the act of plucking and or attriving the taint, gooch, grundel, weld, or perenium of the victim

Bitch, i'll pluck your taint!

I could pluck your taint before you even knew it was missing!

by adam of the desert November 9, 2007

Pluck and Fuck

Removing one's contacts before making sexual advances on a girl of below average looks. Usually done in conjunction with drinking heavy amounts of alcohol and having no respect for yourself or your nightly conquest.

Chad-"Dude you hear Larry fucked that girl Kate?"
Tate- "Ohh fuck, dude she is a troll. How the fuck could he do that to himself?"
Chad- "Yeah dude, he pulled a pluck and fuck. Popped the contacts out right on the bar and then just dove in, pretty sure she saw him do it. Shit was nasty to watch."

by Fratin' Tate October 14, 2011

Pluck A Rose

1. To pick up a Hooker.
2. From this saying is how Edinburgh, Scotland's Rose Street got its name in medieval times.

Go Pluck a Rose and have yourself a good time with a lady.

by Yankfan387 July 20, 2008

Pluck My Pubes

When you would rather "pluck your pubes" than do what was asked/suggested.

What? I'd rather pluck my pubes!!!
Oh yeah sure, I'll just go pluck my pubes and then do that!
I swear, I would've plucked my pubes over that!

by Pat and Myr September 24, 2010

Pluck and Fuck

Pluck and Fuck, often shortened to P&F, is a mating ritual originating in Barretts Niteclub, Mountbellew, W.Ireland. It entails the male picking up his perspective mate, lifting her over the shoulder and depositing her in a more suitable location more conducive to shifting and/or sexual intercourse.

A: Saw you talking to a fine bit of stuff last night at the bar, where did you disappear to, did you give her the Pluck and Fuck?
B: Nah, plucked her alright but the bouncer stopped me and told me to put her down.

by Pluckermb May 21, 2011

pluck her

When you take your flaming pork sword and give a girl a vagina rumbling of a lifetime

Are you hangin with your girl tonight? Yeh imma pluck her!!!!

by frooty tooty in the booty December 28, 2013