playstation 3

System currently (probably) on/off the works. It will probably have more standard computer similarities such as a high GB harddrive with purchase, etc.
I submit advanced cd-r/w capabilities with this installment of the PS line.
by LarstaiT December 29, 2003
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an inferior gaming system compared to the x box 360. known best for having lame-ass japanese fighting games as the main profit. (devil may cry 4).
while the rest of the world is playing AWESOME games like halo 3 ODST, the playstation gamers are stuck with pussy ass titles like naruto storm, and Eternal Sonata.
x box owner 1: Broheem, we gonna play some Halo 3 ODST firefight tonight?

x box owner 2: Hell yes broseph! we gonna get the vidmaster challenges, yay recon!!!

playstation 3 owner: im gonna go play Naruto.....

(x box owners point and laugh, then skip away to go kill the covenant)
by i cant find an unused name! October 03, 2009
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A blu-ray player with a mediocre game console surrounding it.

by bewareoblivionisathand March 09, 2007
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A somewhat large, shiny, and expensive novelty paperweight.
Joe: Hey man, you gonna play your Wii this weekend?
Jack: What're you talking about? I can't even find a Wii anywhere, you idiot!
Joe: Hey, what's that ginormous thing on your desk?
Jack: Ah, it's called a PlayStation 3. See, I needed something to hold down all my extra money—so I went out and bought this thing. Turns out once I bought it, I actually didn't need it anymore.
by L. Adam April 10, 2007
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Probably one of the crappiest, shittiest, shits i have ever heard of and seen. First of all, what the hell is sony doing in the gaming buisness? Second of all, why does a system need a dvd player? ("But the ps3 can change into birthstone colors every month! That is sooooo cool") BULLSHIT! Who gives a shit about a system that can change color. Big deal. I take shits that have better color than that.
Now that the sony playstation 3 can play dvds, subsitute as a computer, change colors every month, will it wipe my ass, trim my hair and do brain surgery?
by Harsh_Critic March 27, 2005
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The gayest piece of shit system ever, I WILL NOT BUY THIS WHEN IT COMES OUT!! xbox360 will totally OWN this in every way, plus the ps3 looks really fucked up specially the controllers which when women are gaming will prolly have some fun with...
FUCK you PS3 . . . <><><><>
by Jonny Poobody July 11, 2005
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A Video Game console made by Sony, it consist of the same shitty games every generation. The only difference between the ps1,ps2, ps3 is the graphics. That is it, you get the same games shooters and occasional adventure game. So if you like the same games you buying the same games with a different box cover, buy the playstation 3, because that is it.
John- I just went to store and picked up a PlayStation 3

Me- So you are you going to buy sequels or some fps on the ps3?

John- Yeah, what other games are there?
by yoye September 04, 2011
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