All the dong placenta

The action in which blood and, in rare cases, gore comes out of somebody's penis

Alex - I was jacking it and felt a little sting and then whoops, All the dong placenta spilled on my bed linen

Brad - oh yeah man that totally sucks, should probably check that out with a doctor

by Shadmyre February 14, 2020

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Placebo placenta

When a girl has an abortion, but they leave in the placenta, so anytime she pees she thinks the placenta comes out, even though it actually doesn't

She had a placebo placenta after her third abortion of Josh w's baby

by J768977i9 May 24, 2016

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placenta

good soup

I had placenta today.

by operasinger69 February 17, 2022

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Purple placenta

When a man face fucks you for an hour and a half and only fucks you for 9 minutes.

Ariel: last night I was trying to get dicked down but I only ended up getting fucked for nine minutes
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta

by Becky Bitch July 14, 2019

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when you accuse someone of something because you´ve heard that someone about that age might be doin smth shady but you are not sure who is it so you just think of a random name and start sayin he/she is the one

A: have you heard that someone in her village is dealing drugs and got busted ? it gotta be her

B: you know that its her ?
A: now but you know she lives there
C: you guys are totally retarded this is how placenta efect is made

by wotafq July 31, 2017

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