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Pirate Patch

Anus areola that is exposed when a woman wears a thong and bends over. In other words, the darker colored skin around the bung that a woman might reveal while wearing a g-string.
Slightly different from an alternate definition that refers to the triangle patch of fabric or whale tail near the top of the thong, this varient is specific to exposed penumbra of flesh around the butthole which combined with buttfloss looks like an Eyepatch a pirate might wear.
After buying a tiny thong bikini, Jane also paid for a Bleached Asshole so she wasn't showing pirate patch every time she bent over to pick up her tanning lotion at the beach.
by BFinlayson December 9, 2012
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Oscar Piastri

Trust me this guy is gonna be big and famous 1 day and just know I was here first!
Person 1: Cant believe the 2026 championship was won by Piastri.
Person 2: Yes its amazing, Oscar Piastri the goat!
by BruhXDRoflLMAOLOL June 15, 2022
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talk like a pirate day

International talk like a pirate day is celebrated on sept. 19 every year. its a day when EVERYONE, not just internet people, talk like pirates! its super fun, so try and make it as popular as you can and get you whole office/school doing it!
guy 1: ahoy me matey!it be international talk like a pirate day!
guy 2: oh, really? thats nice.
guy 1: no ye bloomin land lubber! ye be having to talk like a pirate t'day.
guy 2; no, n othats ok id kind of feel rather uncomfo...
guy 1: AAARRR YE SCURVEY DOG! THAT BE IT! WALK THE PLANK FER YER PIRATE HATIN' WAYS!!
by Kennedi Greene October 13, 2007
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freedom pinata

n. An Iraqi improvised explosive device (IED) that misses its intended target and is not, therefore, officially counted as an incidence of violence towards US Forces. Because maybe it's just how the Iraqis celebrate their wonderful new democracy, and wasn't really meant to hurt anyone.
An IED that doesn't involve US personnel? That's not an act of violence, that's a Freedom Pinata.

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by SkidMarkyMark December 7, 2006
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Punchline Pirate

An annoying sidekick who frequently interrupts comical anticdotes by anxiously blurting out the final line, an act that greatly diminishes the humor of the story. This person likely desires attention.
Don't even bother trying to tell any stories around jim. He's such a punchline pirate he'll wait til you set up the whole story then ruin it at the very end.
by lenneord January 21, 2009
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Power Pirate

Did you see Power Pirate at Fort Reno last night? It was awesome!
by Obama<3Chess July 16, 2009
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Kamikaze pirate

A girl is riding you, she gets off as your going to bust your nut and the jizz gets in your eye. You are a kamikaze pirate

You're jerking off laying on your back when you nut the jizz gets in your eye. Your a kamikaze pirate
by Alemahi November 9, 2014
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