pipe

1. a penis penis penis penis

i'm about ot lay some pipe on that bitch

by oba September 3, 2005

pipe

Any action or task that is easy. Anything that is a certainty. A shortening of "lead pipe cinch." See also, "cinch."

When asked by the police officer walk a straight line, Darnell said, "That's a pipe!"

by William R. January 3, 2009

pipe

The lowest form of loser a human being can possibly be, he/she/it is "that guy" that no one likes because of sheer lameness. Reserved only for the universe's biggest faggots and Canadians. "Getting piped" is when you get fucked over.

Man, that guy Andrew is a pipe. He brought his iPad to prom and did accounting.

Man, that Cokely is such a pipe. He thinks the South should be able to secede from the Union, and cried when he didn't get into the Navy.

That advanced quantum physics test piped me so fucking hard!

by Rocky Falboa September 20, 2011

Pipe

To pour an alcoholic beverage on your penis, and have a girl suck it off, during a blowjob

"Yo man, she piped the shit outta me last night!"

"Dude, she really knows how to pipe!"

by hahailikeyou March 29, 2009

Pipe

(verb) to receive a vigorous sexual intercourse. To get fucked.

(noun) to have or give another person some good sex

I like how your girl takes pipe. Very nice!

by MistahRigoh May 17, 2019

pipe

A term for something thats bad, but not in a good way. Something not very impressive.

Yo Ben, what do you think of Swazzos' new whip? I think its phat.

You are joking, its absolutely pipe!

by FishySmellinBeard September 28, 2004

pipe

short for pipe down. Means to be quiet / shut up

"Picot, stop staring at my sister"
"Oh, will you just pipe"

by JPM May 21, 2007