phalangelic

The sheer joy one can receive from the right fingers (those of another or one’s own). A grammatical mushtogethering of phalange and angelic.

Baby, what I’m gonna do to you with my fingers tonight is gonna be downright phalangelic.

by Hugh Lee Gann April 29, 2024

kooky phalanges

when you or someone you know decides to feed their own hand to your pet dog. sometimes the hand is cooked (kooked) prior to ingestion.

Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.

Peggy perfomed kooky phalanges to Alberts body

by sonofspikerr October 20, 2012

phalangiate

to be angry, fustaited or annoyed
PHALANGIATED, PHALANAGIATING, PHALANGIATOR
(a phalangiator is someone who annoys, fustrates or angers someone)

Teachers are phalangiated when coursework/homework is over due.

by Smis February 9, 2004

Phalangate

a more pleasant version of the verb "to finger"

origin: Phalanx bones, or phalanges are bones in fingers and toes.

i found this new way to phalangate my girlfriend, i tried it out on her last night, she came like, seven times.

by SO Horny, need sex December 21, 2008

Phlangesjizz

When a person has peeling skin on there hands that makes it look like they have dried sperm on there fingers/hands
Phalanges referring to the bones in the hands-Jizz meaning cum

Reece-Hey, i really like your nails Cory
Cory-Oh i love yours to
Reece- But you have really skanky hands
Cory-I yep i forgot to moisturise
Reece-No, its like you have Phlangesjizz all on your hands, its gross.

by Mammajam February 1, 2010

Phalangio

The act of masturbating the male genitalia, other than one's self, using your hand.

That chick gives some good phalangio!

by XFactor14 June 24, 2010

Phalangalang

A floppy, swaying, and flacid penis.

The Ultimate Zebra Phalangalang is a gang located in upstate new york and THEY TAKE NO SHIT.

by hellomarii October 17, 2010