perma-virgin

A person who, for various reasons, is likely to remain a virgin his entire life.

"Did you see those guys playing Dungeons and Dragons at Jason's house? Christ, what a bunch of perma-virgins."

by Aaron Rowe - MadeFromGoats.com September 30, 2002

PERM LIFE

Living the party life to it's fullest. To not have any reservations for consequence and pushing everything that is party to its limits and beyond.

"Las Vegas has nothing on my PERM LIFE!" "Stayed up for 48 hours drinking everything in sight #PermLife"

by Drunklando October 13, 2011

twerk for percs

When a ratchet-type female makes her way into the traphouse, and instead of paying for her candies like most others, she moves her glutious-maximus in an awkward-gyrating motion in an attempt to lure a percocet out of someone.

"Watch this breezie twerk for percs!"

by Very Best September 16, 2013

perks of being a wallflower

One of the best books you'll ever read, and one of the best movies you'll ever see.
Charlie, a freshman in high school, hasn't had a friend in a while. Then, a couple of seniors, Patrick and Sam, let him into their friends, the Wallflowers.

perks of being a wallflower

by Damian McGee February 9, 2014

permaboner

An erection that lasts for an extended amount of time

I was hanging out with this hot girl, I had a permaboner for so long that I got blueballs so bad I almost cried

by iateyourcookie June 27, 2008

Up periscope

The act of hiding a random, uncontrollable boner by directing it upwards and binding it against your waist with your belt or pants waistband.

I had a boner that would just NOT GO DOWN, so I up periscoped it.

by Sporklord February 19, 2011

perma hold

When one is put into a hold que for technical support or other phone que, and never heard from again. Permanant Hold.

I called Dell to get my computer fixed, but got put on perma hold so I hung up.

by Dongle April 2, 2003