owned

To be completely and wholly dominated, usually through some form of violence or physical action, without contest, in a very short amount of time. The person being owned is almost always caught unaware. Often shouted out loud by viewing audience.

Zidane owned Materazzi with a headbutt in front of approximately two billion people during the World Cup.

by eDs101 July 17, 2006

Owned

Generic gaming slang referring to a scenario where a player or any other target is destroyed or significantly damaged in a very efficient manner. Often used to refer to a humiliation.

"Haha you owned that guy big time"

by THE MASKED GOON December 29, 2005

owned

to prove someone wrong or insult them in a way they can't comeback

'your stupid' said bob 'well at least i aren't retarded' replied steve!

( steve just owned bob )

by !"£ March 28, 2009

Owned

Have possession over something or someone.

The New Orleans Saints and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers owns the Chicago Bears. I own the Bears, they are my b-----s.

by Saints October 12, 2003

owned

to stick your finger in someone's ass, can be male or female

I think Heather is now dating Ken, he owned her last night.

by KR+HC January 11, 2010

Owned

when a girl named faith undeniably beats you in cow racing on the wii

you just got owned.

by anna laker February 3, 2023

OWNED

The definintion of the outcome of one poor soul being out-witted in some shape or form by another, more clever and overall better being.

Megan Steele - "I just hijakced your Bebo"
Mowg - "Well your on Urban Dictionary"
Megan Steele - "Wit?"
Mowg - "OWNED. Now MOWG OFF =))!"

by Mowg_FTW May 11, 2009