ownage

A term used to replace "Oh snap!" or "Oh, what?!" or any phrase of relevance.

"I just scored a three-pointer! Ownage!"

by Kaya Oathout April 12, 2007

ownage

Cliffy B's website and invented word (for all you suckers who dont know who Cliffy B is..he is the creator of the Unreal games)

OWNAGE! Cliffy B would be proud

by James Lowe August 09, 2004

ownage

Apart from the definition of kicking someones butt, it can also be used on myspace as a way to virtually "own" someones picture, you leave a comment saying something like "can i own?" then on the caption of that photo your name would be placed on it e.g. Emily owns!

random guy commenting--"Yo dude cool picture can i have ownage?"
owner of the space--*changes the caption to "random guy owns"*

by lilemmaleebabee May 09, 2007

ownage

Someone who "thinks there Elite or 1337" but get there vids deleted because they think there better than everyone and can overrule who they want. Obviously they dont listen to their friends who advise them not to and they still do it. Its unbelievable that these people continue to think there better than everyone and everything such as Youtube.

Dex: Im going to put up a vid of my friend's reaction of him watching a horse dick!

Christian: I dont think you should do that...

*Youtube deletes video*

Christian: OWNAGE!

by Chris Chaplin September 22, 2008

ownage

if you have been owned it means you had your ass kicked at something. you say ownage if someone or something gets derstroyed, shredded or basically totalled. ownage is mayhem on a larger scale.

you'll get owned
if a car crashed someone could say ownage

by Super Froob October 13, 2006

Lamplot Ownage

On a tuesday night, When one commits the act of intercourse with a friend's mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend's room, and ejaculates on his eyes. In the morning, he will arise with dried crusty semen on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. Under the assumption that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of Visene to remedy the situation.

John: Dude, I totally pulled a Lamplot Ownage last night!

Dan: Really? I think I have pinkeye.

by ShepDaddy April 20, 2006

Ownage Scale

Degrees on the scale 1-10
Represent sexual progress made in a relationship between girl/guy
Degrees of Scale
1. Holding Hands
2. Peck on Cheek
3. Kissing
4. Kissing with tongue
5. Outercourse (dry humping with clothes on)
6. Fooling around naked(touching boob)
7. Handski(Fingerbang/Handjob)
8. Mouthski(Bj/Eating out)
9. Intercourse
10.Baby
The goal is to get as high as possible without hitting 10(unless you want to get pregnent)

Using the ownage scale.
I level 1 owned with Sarah. (I held Sarah's hand)

JP got level 7 owned by Amy. (Amy gave JP a hand-job)

Oh shit! I level 10 owned Lisa. (Shit Lisa's pregnant with my child!)

by vipers June 13, 2008