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Oven Stuffed Roaster

The art of having anal sex with a heavily pregnant woman.
In her 9th month, and so horny she begged me to fill her bowels like an oven stuffed roaster.

Oven Door 

When you fart under the covers then open them up to smell the aroma brewing in your dutch oven.
Open the oven door to smell the poo pie. Even better when your bed partner unknowningly picks up the covers to get under the sack and is hit with a wave of stankness.
Oven Door by Russmanakron January 2, 2012

oven fathers 

((Warning - this is a parallell/micktake of fridge mothers))
The reason for neurotypicality remains unknown. There are several theories, however, perhaps one of the most well-known, despite being discredited, is oven fathers. Kann Leor first proposed this idea. In his 1949 paper, he attruibited neurotypiclaity to a "genuine excess of paternal warmth" and the oven father theory of neurotypicality was born.
People used to say that oven fathers caused neurotypicality - we now know that neurotypicality causes oven fathers.

Oven Face 

When you are about to give oral pleasure to someone and you pull down their underwear and are hit with an "unclean" smell that literally burns your eyes the same way when you pull the oven door open when it is at 500F and your face is in direct fire of the heat.
Shelly: I was about to blow Ted last night and before I could start I got hit with Oven Face.
Claire: Ted needs to shower more.
Oven Face by Adjy October 22, 2008

Oven Fresh 

A Term used to describe something amazing, hot, exciting... Can pertain to any situation in which you get excited.
Yo, did you see those new Jordans at CHAMPS? Those kicks are oven fresh!
Oven Fresh by PA and Flash September 26, 2006

Oven-Baked Meatloaf 

Complicated and disturbingly, creative sex position:

Involving a woman doing a yoga head stand, her turtle heading partner, and a mutual fecal fetish.
(Some skills required)
"Let's do Oven-Baked Meatloaf again; that never gets boring!"

"Ya know, instead of Beefstew, I'm in the mood for some hot, fresh Oven-Baked Meatloaf!"

"If we are going to have Oven-Baked Meatloaf, again ...this time, make sure the oven is pre-heated and the meatloaf is ready to be baked."

"Oven-Baked Meatloaf: nothing like the shit your mom cooks; it's loads better."

"I'm not a big fan of Beefstew, but Oven-baked Meatloaf sounds good."
Oven-Baked Meatloaf by Dang Jacked February 17, 2017