Ottawa Senators

See also homosexual, the worst team in NHL history, with the worst regular season record. Will never win the Cup, especially with Patrick Lalime, a goalie who couldn't stop a puck if he did.

And once again the Ottawa Senators have fallen at the hands of the Maple Leafs!

by Jeff June 18, 2006

Ottawa Senators

The absolute worst team in the NHL, gets their asses kicked by the Toronto Maple Leafs on a regular basis. Only fags and queers are Sens fans. They are just unable to pull their heads out of their asses and realize that they just simply fucking suck. FUCK THE SENS!!!

Jim: WTF man. Why do the Ottawa Senators suck so many ginger balls?

Jason: I dont know man. All I know is that they should just give up and all commit suicide together cause they just suck.

Jim and Jason: FUCK THE SENS

background crowd: YEAH FUCK THE SENS!!

by Leafs35 February 1, 2009

Ottawackians

A resident of Ottawack,Ontario Canada.
Formally known as the city of Ottawa, the National Capital Region of Canada. Filled with cubicleonians and suburbanites...where boredom,apathy and mind-bending mundaness thrives abundantly. The Valley of Darkness, the National Corruption Region!

"That linear thinking zombie is quite a boring character" said Kalvin. "Oh dont mind him, he's an Ottawackians" responds Siaki.

by Garmamie April 3, 2006

ottawa jizz rag

1. Any cloth article that has been saturated with jizz and worn for a prolonged period of time to the point that the fibers have been broken down and holes are now present. This item is usually a serious risk of infection to the wearer and others who come into contact with it.

2. A Snuggy.

Karl has been in quarantine for two weeks. He's not sick but, if he keeps wearing that Ottawa jizz rag, he will be.

by The Cap N' August 10, 2020

Go (Ottawa Terminology)

To "go" someone is to "go after them," which may take the form of violently rushing or mugging them. It stems from the popular high school phrase "you wanna go?", commonly used to instigate fisticuffs in the parking lot.

This usage of the term is common in the Ottawa area of Canada and is particularly prevalent among the Quebecois French-speaking population.

If you walk through Mechanicsville at night, someone might try to go you. You'd best be in constant contact with someone by phone, preferably a cute gymnast who can come to your rescue.

Go (Ottawa Terminology)

by CoolOttawaGuy October 18, 2023

Ottawa

Canadian Capital city where you can get some good Duck Confit.

Ottawa is brill and has some cute snotty lux poons who need a good emeriling, good times.

by hydroponics May 27, 2003

Jacob Ottaway

Jacob Ottaway
Emo/ Chav/ Scene.
Idiot
Ignorant
Self-Centered
Hilarious

Good taste in a music
A bit of a prick
Senseless

Jacob Ottaway

by Jamesnessism October 21, 2011