: im flying up to Orkney
: where?
: where?
by Orkney-Enzo July 11, 2021
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Get the orkut mug.Group of islands in the north of Scotland like Shetland, only not as good.
Also famous for Satanic abuse allegations, monkey farmer love triangles that culminate in murder and a body in a shallow grave in some sand dunes, proper mental neo-fascists who shoot waiters in curry houses, and their dads in the local police who try to cover things up for them.
Which just goes to show that truth is always stranger than fiction.
Also famous for Satanic abuse allegations, monkey farmer love triangles that culminate in murder and a body in a shallow grave in some sand dunes, proper mental neo-fascists who shoot waiters in curry houses, and their dads in the local police who try to cover things up for them.
Which just goes to show that truth is always stranger than fiction.
I wanted to go to Shetland on holiday this year, but couldn't afford the flights to get there. I went to Orkney instead, and it was crap. I was satanically abused by a white supremacist, ended up shot until I was completely dead, I was buried on a beach, and the whole thing was covered up by the local fuzz. I shan't be going there again, and I've said some pretty stern stuff about it all on Trip Advisor.
by A total Kent January 3, 2011
Get the Orkney mug.1.)A word used to explain something when you can't think of one on your own. It can either be used as good or bad, all depending on how you're meaning it.
2.) Smoking weed.
2.) Smoking weed.
1.) Girll look at that guy, he be orkin it up!
2.) Ew that guy is fuckin orkin.
3.) Dude lets go orkin.
2.) Ew that guy is fuckin orkin.
3.) Dude lets go orkin.
by xocurlyqs February 21, 2007
Get the Orkin mug.A smal town in Sweden. It's accually the armpit of Uppsala. 40% of the people that live there are nazi-bastards, or they think that they are nazi-bastards. Then we have 20% idiots there and the rest is normal.
"I live in Örsundsbro."
"Nazi-bastard!"
"Nazi-bastard!"
by William Lagerquist January 13, 2005
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