tear one off

to engage in particularly quick and passionate sex. Often a quickie or a one night stand.

Hey baby, you look hot in that skirt, wanna go upstairs and tear one off?

by freddy ferno October 21, 2007

popping one off

The act of masturbation to orgasm.

After drinking coffee in the evening, I can't fall asleep easily without popping one off.

by Bluthuf November 9, 2013

whack one off

Slang; To pleasure ones penis until it shoots its creamy load.

Excuse me love, i am just off to whack one off...

by commissio November 12, 2015

Bray one off

British slang for masturbation.

Bray also British slang meaning to "Beat"

Not to be confused with "I'm going to Bray you". Meaning I'm going to beat you up.

"I'm going to Bray one off"

"I let our lass Bray me off"

Bray British slang meaning to beat.

by The Yorkshire stripper July 2, 2018

flick one off

the action of female self entertainment esp when on their own. to flick the bean. to wank.

i was too tired for sex that night so nina had to flick one off

by darrenjwhite March 8, 2006

snap one off

when one has to go do number 2's.

Hang on Tel, be back in a mo, gotta snap one off.

by stuey_boy January 16, 2009

rip one off

to rather forcefully expell wind from the anus usually with a good strain..

present tense- wow he can "rip one off" or he ripped one off"

by gilly walker January 27, 2007