Old fashioned bag rolling 

To deliver several devistating blows to the crotch and groin region to cause great pain. Usually a male gender is on the recieving end.

If That guy does'nt stop screwing my wife I'm gonna give him an old fashioned bag rolling!

Old fashioned bag rolling by Davey crotch rocket December 24, 2009

old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea 

When ya get that Starbucks coffee and it is explosive morning or anytime diarrhea.

I got that old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea this morning I almost shat myself.

old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard February 16, 2021

Old fashioned Jimmy 

Where one tries to fit as many dicks inside their mouth, and then tries to fit that many in their ass.

This weekend should be lit, I have a bunch of guys coming over Saturday night to give me an old fashioned Jimmy! I'm gonna for for 10!

Old fashioned Jimmy by FUwells January 11, 2022

Old Fashioned Car Ride 

It means sex.

It’s a vague reference to the car scene in Titanic when Jack & Rose make love in the back seat of that old Renault (yes I researched what car it was for this to have word variety).

If you want to be less vague & WAY more direct to your desired person of saying this to, you can instead say “Titanic Car Ride”. If wanting something even more vague & secretive, “Vintage Car Ride”.

New phrase invented by me to be secretly dirty ;)

Lora: Wow how’s Jack

Rose: We actually got to go on an Old Fashioned car ride! Cool huh?

Lora: Yeah?

Rose: lol.

Old Fashioned Car Ride by Superjuliam August 22, 2022

Old Fashioned Cannoli 

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.

I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.

Old Fashioned Cannoli by Bluntzie September 19, 2023

old fashioned coke

Mixing modern day cocaine with in a fresh bottle of coca cola. Fressssh

I’m sippin an old fashioned coke with gab and them, edging for a tweak

old fashioned coke by CoffeeFart January 8, 2024

Old Fashioned Kathy 

When Stromboli's mom gives you a handy, but uses her patented kung Fu grip to make you nut quicker. The perfect grip strength, not too hard and not too soft.

After work I am going to head over to Stromboli's house for an Old Fashioned Kathy.

Old Fashioned Kathy by flatchestedmule May 18, 2024