A;'Dude, I met up with this chick on a camping trip, I ate her pussy on like her fourth day of hiking and not showering!'
B;'That's fucking nasty, did she smell?'
A;'Fuck yeah, I ended up giving her a Denver Omelette!'
B;'That's fucking nasty, did she smell?'
A;'Fuck yeah, I ended up giving her a Denver Omelette!'
by pFinneganr April 8, 2009
Get the Denver Omelette mug.Before or after sexual intercourse... The act of defocating between a morbidly obese person's pockets of fat, (commonly known as "rolls") then proceeding to obtain a firm grasp on the pockets and compress them to flatten the fecal matter into a shallow, semi-spherical, "omelet" of turd.
Nasty Fuck1: "Dude, that bitch was so fucking fat, after I fucked her senseless I decided to give her a specialty chocolate omelet. And seeing as I'm such a master chef, I served it up hot and the greasy cunt slurped it down without a second glance."
Nasty Fuck2: "Holy shit! Thats almost as bad as a chocolate ninja! She's a keeper. :)"
Nasty Fuck2: "Holy shit! Thats almost as bad as a chocolate ninja! She's a keeper. :)"
by Alex Schweet Andmax February 5, 2010
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Get the ohmylanta mug.A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.
- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"
- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"
- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
by ManOfManyWords July 6, 2014
Get the Farmers Omelette mug.Omelefy (verb): The act of fucking a chick so hard and for so long that you turn her previously perfect little pussy into something resembling a raw omelette.
Zach - "Dude, have you fucked that hot bitch who keeps staying over your place yet?...."
Heath - "Nah man,... She's just a cock teasing little blue balls enforcer... If i ever do get the chance, i'm gonna absolutey omelefy her!"
Heath - "Nah man,... She's just a cock teasing little blue balls enforcer... If i ever do get the chance, i'm gonna absolutey omelefy her!"
by Gashsmasher777 February 24, 2010
Get the Omelefy mug.literal defintion: diarrhea caused by binging on omelettes.
abstract definition: an excellent excuse when a cop asks you in the grocery store why you have 6 cartons of eggs and 30 roles of toilet paper
abstract definition: an excellent excuse when a cop asks you in the grocery store why you have 6 cartons of eggs and 30 roles of toilet paper
cop: young lady, what exactly do you intend to do with all that eggland's best and charmin extra soft?
guilty teenage girl: well, um, officer, you see, i have omelerrhea....
guilty teenage girl: well, um, officer, you see, i have omelerrhea....
by YoQueefa&Gayjus May 18, 2009
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