octowussy

As used by Nelson in the simpsons when he instructs Bart to shoot a bird with a pellet Gun.

Nelson: "You'll never be a super-stud like me!"
Bart: "No you wont, your an octowussy! Look at me I'm bart i walk like this and want to marry milhouse!"

by Denis T June 19, 2008

Ceiling Octopus

(n.) A person who really loves to celebrate the oncoming of a new season.

(v.) The act of rolling a soda can into the street.

Sue: I can't wait for autumn!
Bill: Jeez, stop being such a ceiling octopus...

Martin: Hey man I'm bored.
Linda: How about we go and ceiling octopus for a little while?
Martin: Yeah that would be so cool!

by yourmom642 July 26, 2011

Mis-Informed Octopus

The act of placing your thumb in your rectum, and using the other four fingers to scratch and paw at your grundle(*see Angry Spider). Then tell your partner to place there thumb in your rectum as well and to overlap there fingers over yours and copy the same movements as you.

This forms the image of an octopus with its head stuck in a hole.

Say Chuck, would you like to perform a Mis-Informed Octopus with me tonight....

by wilson james September 15, 2010

Octopus

A creep who touches as many girls he can get his hands on and seems to grow hands with the consumption of alcohol or when submerged in a hot tub.

That octopus groped Dotty when she was climbing a ladder.

That freako octopus fondled my jugs when he was pouring a beer in the hot tub.

by Sri Lankan Catnap January 17, 2009

Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus

Simultaneously the best and worst movie to ever be made. 90 minnuets of your life that you will never get back and you will not want back. It is exactly what it sounds like.

I just watched "Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus." I don't even know what to say.

by The Wandering Mousepad July 25, 2010

The Octopus

An aberrant form of handjob in which the female lightly strokes the top of man's penis with all five fingers in a motion resembling a swimming squid or octopus; reflects a lack of sexual experience and common sense

"Dude, did you hook up with that theater chick at the party?"
"Yeah, but when she started giving me the octopus I boned out"

by DJ SilkyNick November 11, 2009

Octopussy

Roger Moore's sixth Bond film which involved a plot about trading counterfeit Romanov jewelry for a nuclear device that would be exploded in an American airbase in West Germany.

The villains were Kamal Khan (Louis Jourdan) and General Orlov (Steven Berkoff)

Maud Adams plays the title role of Octopussy, making this her second time to act in the Bond series. Kristina Wayborn also plays a love interest in this.

I consider this to be one of the better Bond movies made.

Bond: What's that one your back?

Magda: Oh, that's my little octopussy.

by A Alcott December 1, 2006