Occult

Litteraly means "Hidden" in Latin.
The study of the unknown and unseen, what may be described as "Metaphysical" or Esoteric (as opposed to Exoteric).
Is certainly NOT limited to Satanism or Wicca, infact many practicing Occultists are CHRISTIANS, or Gnostics moreover.
Occultists seek the "Light in the Darkness" and the Cause of causes; what is REALLY happening as opposed to what you are told is happening, and to see the world without perspective (Gnosis).
Wrongly persecuted by Christianity and the masses for falsey based assumptions and superstitions.

The Christian Qabalah. Occult orders such as the O.T.O. or the Golden Dawn

by Frtr93 November 16, 2005

feces occurs

A clever way of saying, "Shit happens."

My portfolio lost 22 percent of its value in the recent market correction. Oh, well: Feces occurs.

by chadsuperhero December 16, 2013

occular pat down

when you visually inspect to see if the person is good shit and/or a "good ol' boy"

Give em' the occular pat down

by jeriakaawesom March 26, 2010

Occupytard

anybody that's part of the OWS movement that doesn't know any more about it then who is what percent. They're usually the ones making the situation difficult for everyone else by doing something stupid, like breaking into abandoned buildings and calling it a headquarters, or getting smart with police.

Look at all of those occupytards throwing bottles. Don't they know this is a peaceful protest?

by chuckgreene February 25, 2012

Occupy

To take up time and space. Often confused with "Invade", the act of infiltration.

The protesters camped out in the park to "Occupy" the space as an act of civil disobedience.

by Decidedvoter October 28, 2011

random occuring boner

A boner that happens randomly and unexpectedly. Usually it is not a good thing. They generally tend to happen at the worst possible time or a time when it is not acceptable or called for. Sometimes it happens when a man is not even turned on or horney.

Man, it was weird. I was just sitting in math class and boom, random occuring boner. It made no sense, there wasn't even a hot girl in the room

by Tojo Hiroshita November 27, 2010

Occupational Health and Safety

Is a legislation to protect dumb people from themselves whilst putting others with intelligence though hours and hours of pointless and boring presentations so stupid rules and procedures can be implemented to annoy workers and reduce productivity.

Occupational Health and Safety

When replacing cuter blades ensure equipment is shut down and isolated before removing cover....

by ladam21 March 14, 2011