obeastyality

greasy fat vicious cunt that hasn't been fucking laid in 10 yrs.. can't get sex from any male member of the human race.Such a loser with the utmost fucked up personality that she desperately relies on her sick fucking fantasies for sex that she has to rely on farm animals or non members of the human race to get off.

That disgusting fat cunt needs to get laid so fucking bad...I think sh practices obeastyality

by wooly September 7, 2004

conor oberst

a normal guy with amazing poetic talents that is weirdly obsessed over by indie girls that paint their nails black/chip it off, and make up weekly nuerosis for themselves so they can be more Conor Oberst.

"I can't sleep unless I drink myself into it."
"Aww...your so Oberst!"

by Roxanne December 11, 2003

conor oberst

the singer/songwriter most known for his beautiful band called Bright Eyes. Conor is mostly defined with 'emo boy' and is very beautiful and poetic.

Maybe I'll go home and sulk with Sir Oberst

by Quetzalli Martinez February 25, 2005

conor oberst

kick ass!!! musician excelent beautiful music soothing........

hard to keep your eyes off him totally gorgey wonderful lovely halarious SEXY brilliant THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD HANDS DOWN......

by tonalli April 24, 2005

conor oberst

1)Lead singer of Bright Eyes. Sings wordemoish/word music, but should not be worddiss/worded for this fact.
2) quite amusing comedian

1)"i had five brothers that died that way. my mother drowned one every year for five consecutive years. they were all named padraic" - Conor Oberst

2)You are such a conor oberst

by perf March 30, 2003

Oberst

adjective used to describe a Mexican-looking non-mexican

"dude, you look so Oberst"

by aaron July 25, 2004

Conor Oberst

The most gorgeous human being you shall EVER lay your eyes upon.

I WILL BE MRS. OBERST...just you wait. Buahaha.

by Blah! January 25, 2005