"Paramedic! Ex-president Bush seems to be staggering as he walks, and turning intermittently blue-white."
"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."
"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."
by Pipe Downn December 09, 2013
1: Hey son wanna go to Eggworks?
2:Sure dad, I wanna see how eggs work!
This is an example of oxymoron
2:Sure dad, I wanna see how eggs work!
This is an example of oxymoron
by HiGuyzItzMeh November 23, 2019
by Fast Eddeh October 11, 2008
by B-Drac August 02, 2003
by Ymous, A, Anon August 19, 2008
A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined. Americans are uncultured morons.
The suggestion from the intelligent american was met by a deafening silence.
Contradiction number one is a joke but not an oxymoron, number two is from the Oxford English Dictionary
Contradiction number one is a joke but not an oxymoron, number two is from the Oxford English Dictionary
by Stultus von Americana September 23, 2003