oxymoron 

A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined. Americans are uncultured morons.

The suggestion from the intelligent american was met by a deafening silence.
Contradiction number one is a joke but not an oxymoron, number two is from the Oxford English Dictionary

oxymoron by Stultus von Americana September 23, 2003

oxymoron 

oxymoron: figure of speech combining two normally contradictory terms.

(e.g. "tolerant LK", "correct LK",etc.).

oxymoron by 100%Caborn May 24, 2005

Oxymoron 

One who constantly contradicts oneself, generally with an IQ of 90 or below.

Person 1: "Hey, that PETA guy is wearing a fur coat!"
Person 2: "What an oxymoron..."

Oxymoron by Ethan45vio February 13, 2013

oxymoron 

Oxygen filled moron.

A Moron filled with Oxygen.

oxymoron by OxyGen ius February 17, 2005

Oxymoron 

Someone addicted to or who abuses Oxycontin

Elijah Hastings Darnell is a oxymoron.

Oxymoron by The ZPD April 29, 2009

oxymoron 

-A smiling moron who talks really loud and is very convincing. They normally try to sell you cleaning products.
-Anyone stupid enough to buy the products sold on late night tv.

That guy on the Oxy clean commercials, he's and Oxymoron.

oxymoron by Hotshooter August 18, 2007

oxymoron 

two words with opposite meanings placed next to each other to mean something new

a combination of contridictory words

I went out to eat with my hoe and she ordered the JUMBO SMRIMP.

oxymoron by Jess'ca February 21, 2003