cock of the infinite

A level 8 spell used on unsuspecting cybersex partners

Boy: I cast Lv. 8 cock of the infinite
Girl: You wierdo

by Wild Thang April 23, 2004

Cock of Duty

Refers to Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2--- if your roommates or friends live on xbox live and don't do anything else on the weekends...EVER!!!!

Well I'm peaceing out.

Where you going?

to a banging party with booze and bitches

what are yall doing playing more Cock of Duty.

....

thought so

by STeve Kent March 8, 2010

Cock of Duty

A horrible video game.

Hey, do you wanna play Call of Duty?
Wait, you mean Cock of Duty?

by UMARZ May 26, 2010

Cock of Ages

A cock that has journeyed into every pussy of its time. A cock so massive and enormous that it will be spoken of throughout the centuries, and songs of its glories will be sung for thousands of years.

He scored with Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Alba, AND Paris Hilton at the same time? Truly, gentlemen, this man possesses the Cock of Ages.

by RySenkari December 10, 2006

Cock of Destiny

1. a penis that causes instant orgasms upon contact with a females vagina

2. the only reason erin hasn't left kyle yet.

"sorry i kept you up last night but my boyfriend has the cock of destiny

by queen of france August 7, 2007

Cock of Justice

A cock of justice is cock of all cocks, transcending above other men's cocks. It has gone through the most honorable actions that a cock can go through. Scoring multiple women in a night, etc. Extremely hard to achieve. Only a few percentage of the population may attain the cock of justice. Shortly known as 'coj'

Kevin: Wow, who is that guy with 3 chicks by his side?
Patrick: Oh. He has the cock of justice
Phil (guy with cock of justice): I command the cock of justice

by Hardick Sukhdeep March 10, 2012

Cock of pee

A black bird with blue or green feathers and black spots. It isn't a peacock, Stop trying to prove me wrong.

*Josie sends a picture of a beautiful cock of pee to the group chat*
Cassie: What a wonderful cock of pee
Shelby: It's a peacock, cass.
Cassie: No, It's a cock of pee

by Cock of pee February 14, 2017