numchucks

A device that Napolian in the movie Naplian Dynamite has mad ninja skills with.

Sorry this definition sucks, but it's the wee hours in the morning on january first, and i have nothing beter to do. Someone should kick my ass with numchucks. that'd teach me.

by qzy December 31, 2004

numchucks

A device mostly used by kick-ass ninjas (also by Reggie) to cleanse bodily fluids from the anus or anuses.

I haven't used my numchucks in a week, OH SNAP GREMLINS.

by okayfrog October 7, 2004

numbchucks

A beating device comprised of two sticks connected by a chain. Primarily used by the ninjas in order to dominate those samurai pansies.

If you don't shut up, I will hit you in the face with my numbchucks.

by Master Chucnumb July 30, 2008

numchuckmunk

a fat ugly gay stupid bastard

dude! u numchuckmunk!dont feel my balls!

by briL May 28, 2003

Neolithic Nunchucks

A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.

-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.

by Cunt Mc Queen and VaJayJays May 20, 2012

numchuckery

being exceptionally skilled in the art of num chucks

man look at that guy, thats some crazy numchuckery!

by synergy12468 January 19, 2004

numbchuck

alternative (correct) spelling of numchuck

"How about a numbchuck," Dana asked Terry seductively.

by Brian Curley January 25, 2008