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NORMALISM

Normalism is an ideology vigorously practised by a high percentage of homo sapiens. It was formed organically during the agricultural revolution some 10,000 years ago. Subscribers of Normalism all share similar doubts & fears, behaviour in social settings, sleep schedules, meal times, exercise schedules, addictions, social media consumtion, vocabulary etc. Many people are members of Normalism without conscious realisation, their beliefs are past on ancestrally. The tight Normalism belief structure is very effective for controlling people and keeping societal order. School systems and people in higher power enjoy the ease of control over Normalists like a sheep dog and its sheep. Normalist will have negative feelings as they witness someone not conforming.Contradiction to Normalism such as doing push ups in a supermarket will cause Normalists to feel funny inside and stare as they whisper something to the person next to them. Unfortunately the pressures of Normalist duties will keep one to a mediocre life, traits beneficial for conquering and success like candidness, obsession ,excessive ambition, lack of fear, aggression etc, are frowned upon by the Normalist community. One must resign from their duties under the Normalist regime if they wish to rise above in life, exiting is very difficult, it takes will power and undisputed belief in oneself. You will experience presence of envy and anger from Normalists as you begin to change and elevate.
PERSON 1: "Did you just go for a 20km run at 3am?! That is insane, You should have been sleeping!"

PERSON 2: "You sound like a member of Normalism. I do what i want, don't get in my way."
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normalest

not the most normalest
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Normalist

A normalist is both a religion and a philosophy.

It is similar to a racist in that it is prejudiced against a group, but different in that this group is not bound by race, it’s instead distinguished by those who consider themselves perfectly normal or not.
I am against those that consider themselves normal.

The philosophy extends to a pure truth based system where you offer respect which when reciprocated generates further trust, with a positive outcome intended for the subjective objective and absolute.
But for now we love normal people less than not normal people and will work harder to help them realise they too can have abs like me, and be abnormal.
Yo Ben are you acting completely normal.
0121 do one George. I’m a fucking normalist.
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Normals

Used to denote the usual order of the day or something that's common between you and a group of people without having to use the word discretely.
I told daniel to bring the normals
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Normalsten

Superlativ von ,,Normal".
Darstellung einer Tatsache oder einer Aktion als selbstverständlich, in meisten Fällen ist es eben nicht normal
Freund:,,Yo haste dem Obdachlosen dahinten sein Geld geklaut?"
Anderer Freund:,, Normalsten der Welt"
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Barnes & Noballs

When you go to Barnes & Noble to buy a book but you notice it has tits on the cover and you're too embarrassed to buy it.
I saw some porn at Barnes & Noble, but I walked out of Barnes & Noballs afterwards.
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Database Normalisation

EACH ATTRIBUTE SHOULD DEPEND ON
1 THE KEY
2 THE WHOLE KEY
3 NOTHING BUT THE KEY
SO HELP ME CODD!
Who up playing with they Database Normalisation?

Oh silly me, the steps for Database Normalisation are so easy to remember!
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