No shit, Sherlock

Captain obvious

"I made him cry didn't I?"

"No shit, Sherlock"

by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

no shit sherlock

used when someone states something very obvious, meaning "well obviously dumbass"

guy 1 - i skipped most of the questions on the exam, i will get a bad mark!!
guy 2 - no shit sherlock

by jiyeung March 31, 2019

No shit, Sherlock.

A derogatory term used when someone points out the obvious or to tell someone that you already know something.

"Hey, man, I think your car just blew a gasket."
"Wow, No shit, Sherlock. don't you think I know that?"

by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017

no shit sherlock

NO-NO SHIT-BAD WORD SHERLOCK-SHERLOCK HOLMES

I THINK IM STUPID said Patrick NO SHIT SHERLOCK said Spongebob

by scanleistic July 4, 2017

no shit sherlock!

An expression, used towards stupid mofo's, who make a complete idiotic remark, which is logic or obvious as hell.

rich boy: look at me, i've got money, i have prestige, i'm capitalistic!
dude (slightly irritated): No Shit Sherlock! *hits him*

by ParaNoia April 10, 2004

no shit sherlock

A joke to say to a friend. Based on Sherlock Holmes being clever and yo friend stating the obvvious. demonstrated below:

Dude: Hey, you've got a beard dude!

Dude 2 (rolling eyes) no shit sherlock! You are such a douchebag!

Laughter follows

by codfather December 9, 2013

No shit, Sherlock

Used as a way to say things like "It's obvious" or "duh".
Goes well with "grass is green".

AMONG US: MIRA HQ SCENARIO

Canibus: It's some horny Impostors in the bathroom again.
050 (Oso): No shit, Sherlock. The grass is green, after all. ("It's obvious, duh.")

by Chardino November 13, 2020