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Redneck New Yorker

Rural New Yorkers from any point in the state west of the Adirondacks and Catskills ("Midwest" NY residents, as opposed to NYC residents, Long Island residents, Westchester County residents, and Upstaters)).

Generally referred to by urban New Yorkers as "upstaters", and by southerners as "yankees". Neither of these groups actually has a clue as to who or what ANYBODY is, if they live over 150 miles away from themselves, since they have never been, nor will they ever even attempt to go that far from their own familiar territory because it would be too much like getting out of their comfort zones.
Urban discussion:
"Hey, looka dat Redneck New Yorker fum da Finger Lakes."
"Finger Lakes, what dey be?"
"Dey be upstate summeres, I guess."
"Oh, by da Poconos?"
"Yeah, probly."

Southern rural discussion:
"Hey Zeke, looka that yankee redneck!"
"Yep, 'at phony's fum Noo Yawk, wa-a-a-a-y-y-y-y nawtha da Mason Dixon Lann an' calls hisseff a redneck!"
"Haow c'n he do dat, livin' in a skasscrapper an' all, lak he does?"
"Hee, hee, hee, y'know, he tole me he lives on a FORM, wit caows an' hosses an' evvythang?"
"Hee hee, Ah ain' nevva heard 'bout yankee formers!"
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Sloppy New Yorker 

Slang for a male who ejaculates very easily. "New Yorker" comes from the common thought that everything is faster in New York. "Sloppy" comes from two basic facts:

1.)Semen IS very sloppy

2.)A female is usually not sexually pleasured when a male ejaculates after a very short time of intercourse.

Dirty New Yorker 

A large creature with super human strength. Has skin that can deflect arrows and bullets alike. First discovered in drawings on caves in perhistoric times. It towers over any middleschooler and can crush a human skull and rip apart any poor soul that comes in its path. Also known as the puffdaddy.

I was with my unit in the war when I sensed a Dirty New Yorker behind us. Everyone was dead before we knew what hit us.
I felt on top of the world until the dirty New Yorker came and ripped my limbs part.

True new Yorker

Someone who can give specific directions to the Statue of Liberty without ever being there them self.
He is a true New Yorker he just told me where the Statue of Liberty is and how to get there

The New Yorker 

When you perform various sexual acts using only your middle finger and speaking various obscenties.
When I moved up to Manhattan, I was shown a welcoming with the new yorker. I cried afterwards.
The New Yorker by RougeLeader13 August 27, 2006

chrysler new yorker 

A cheapo luxo-barge formerly produced by Chrysler. Massive boat of a car decked with copious quantities fake chrome which peels with age. The inside is like grandma's living room-- cloth sofas and plentiful fake wood plastered over the flimsy plastic dash. luxobarge chrysler cumbersome frumpy mercury buick oldsmobile
Roseanne had a Chrysler New Yorker back in '96.
chrysler new yorker by Vidame June 28, 2016

nutty new yorker 

The act of having public sex anywhere in NYC, while a crazy homeless person watches.
This New Year's Eve, I plan on having one nutty new yorker before the ball drops. I rule!