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Netherland

A post-colonial novel by Joseph O'Neill about A Dutch, cricket playing banker who has trouble adjusting to life in New York, plays cricket, and and rambles on about it.

P.S: It is officially gone B.O.A (Barack Obama Approved)

"A great book"
Dave: How the fick did Chuck die in Netherland? O'Neill is such a wanker for not explaining it.

Phil: It's a shit book, so why should you care?

Dave(with a resentful expression): True

Phil: LOL! XD Havent you heard, Taspinar is Chuck risen from the dead! Only the messiah could deliver such monologues.

Dave: WHAAAAAAT!

Phil: Chuck's out of time and space, you know... or did you not know that?
by slinshady October 8, 2009
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NetherGames

NetherGames is a friendly, community-based Minecraft Bedrock Edition server with over 4.5 million registered users. It has extremely based staff and very cool players!
Akosbezdan won the "NetherGames" Bedwars tournament for the 69th time this year.
by xLJx9494 October 25, 2023
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netherarc

A toxic player that will ruin your day in one sentence . That will have you crying with a bat of his eyelash . Most people cannot talk to him for more than an hour . You will question everything that you ever think to play with .
A trash person is netherarc
by Netherarc June 16, 2018
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netherlandian

The most magical and mystical way of saying Netherlands or Dutch. It’s a new word made by the Pizza Putas.
Me: What language is that

Friend: Oh it’s Netherlandian
by Ella~Herron December 11, 2019
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netherlands

. their fascist dictator is AableKadoosh.

When aablekadoosh came into power and into his ex, they took over the kingdo of cleves. then they took oldenburg. then they took burgundy, normandy, and france. The cold war between toulouse was long. his ally, savoy was being attacked by toulouse, switzerland, and venice. there were massive armies on both sides. But then, the attack was on. Toulouse was miraculously defeated. Netherlands turned on savoy and ate them. The war between castile and aragon in iberia was won by aragon and portugal crushing castile from both sides. Portugal was a spy freak and was rich and got lots of information. Netherlands didnt like that so they crushed portugal. It felt weird aragon being surrounding by netherlands and the ocean. so netherlands ended the misery and crushed aragon. Bavaria and Bohemia crushed the small nations and wanted to rule the world together. Ifriqiya, who owned modern day texas, austria and the majority of africa attacked bavaria, bohemia secretly turned on bavaria. toigether the three nations crushed bavaria and rid the world of evil until...

A new leader awas leading The teutonic Order in modern day poland. he has a massive army considering his tiny size. He sent thousands of naval invasions to the mainland and to the mass of north american colonies controlled by netherlands. netherlands was crushed after his friends died of natural causes and was forced to stay in the iberian peninsula. netherlands commited suicide. not real
netherlands forever.
by Fascist New Hampshirite November 17, 2021
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netherlands

I occasionally like a cool breeze in the netherland, but otherwise I wear cotton.
by scrow-tum August 8, 2006
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Netherlands

The area usually concealed beneath one's undergarments
i usually wear fruit of the loom over my Netherlands
by Dizzle b dizzle March 25, 2008
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